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Quick Quotes

February 27, 2008

Quick Quotes

“There’s not one person on this planet that could ever say they’ve seen Johnny Gill step outside of the rim or conducted himself as a man. I keep a stable [of women].”

– – Johnaynay denies being Donkey’s secret midnight snack

He don’t believe you, you need more people. Outside of your stable of broads of course.

“I was very shocked and disappointed to hear of Johnny Gill’s false spin on the chain of events surrounding our wedding. His outrageous lies were clearly a very desperate and pathetic attempt to clean up his reputation at my expense. I would appreciate it if Mr. Gill would refrain from continuing to spread false gossip and lies to the public, and allow everyone involved to move on with their lives. We all know the real truth.”

– – Tracey Edmonds responds to Jonny Gill’s recent radio comments

[Thanks Cheryl]


Baby Daniel, Don’t Grab Your Shank Just Yet

February 11, 2008

Baby Daniel, Don’t Grab Your Shank Just Yet

Word on the curb is that Solange shot Rihanna a mean side-eye when she took Jay-Z on stage to accept their award for ‘Best Rap Song Collaboration.’

I watched this clip at least five times and I still didn’t see the mean mug. What do you think?

Shit Happens

February 8, 2008

Shit Happens

Paper magazine blogger Fabian Basabe claimed on his blog Wednesday that Tyra Banks “messed herself” during New York City Fashion Week.

Basabe was filming an interview in the W suite at the tents when all of the sudden a crew barged in and kicked him out because Tyra needed to change her clothes.

“…I arranged to do it backstage at the tents in the w suite. Just when I start getting comfortable and ready, a group of madmen and madwomen storm in and take possession of the suite because… ready?… Tyra Banks messed herself and needed to change. Now, let’s break this down: messing oneself should not happen if you are older that 5 or younger than 90. if it happens and in fact you are older than 5 or younger than 90, then it should be one, single, very unfortunate episode which will bound you to be made fun of forever and you can’t complain about it. Now I would like to bring to your attention that Tyra’s people carried a change of clothes for her at NYC fashion week. Hmmmh… could it be that Tyra messed herself before? or just that her entourage is so organized that in case Tyra would ever, maybe, possibly mess herself that one time, they have a change of clothes? I don’t know…”

Fabian, we don’t believe you.

[Thanks Naya]

The Milk Has Yet To Be Homogenized

February 5, 2008

The Milk Has Yet To Be Homogenized

Priscilla Presley, so this is who you are allowing drop it off in your drawls now? Oh wait . . . nevermind.

I can’t really offer a decent explanation on why I am so fixated with Osama Bin Laden’s son, Omar. If I had to put my finger on it I would say that its his striking resemblance to Bert that has me in a trance. Anyway, dude is still trying to convince the world that his daddy is a good man. Try again momofucka! No one [besides George Dubya Bush] is trying to put Osama on their Christmas card list.

Oh, and what happened to the dreads? Did Homeland Security yank his shit out? I need answers so I can be able to sleep at night.

Don’t Do It Girls

January 28, 2008

Don’t Do It Girls

Yeah yeah, I know you are tired of hearing about Donkey but I just had to post these pictures [via Gossip 101] as a service to the general population. There’s a wild one on the loose! I don’t know why he is trying to front; son know he lives by the “any where that dick ain’t running free ain’t for me” creed.

Speaking of Johnny’s snuggle buddy, word is that he and Mel B only got down three times during their relationship.

In an exclusive interview with the News of the World the insider told us: “Mel might have been in love with Eddie but he was certainly NOT in love with her.

“Mel did NOT live at his house although she told people she did.

“And it wasn’t a passionate relationship. They slept together just three times.

“That’s why he was stunned when she announced she was pregnant after they split. He truly did not believe it was his child. As they only had sex a few times, and she’d PROMISED she had a contraceptive coil fitted, Eddie was certain it couldn’t be his.”

The insider then revealed that since DNA tests proved Eddie DID father the baby, nine-month-old Angel, he is now convinced wild 32-year-old Mel had wanted a baby with him all along.

Our source said: “Right from the moment she was introduced to Eddie she was infatuated and started to tell her friends she was going to marry him.

“It was clear Mel was desperate to be like Posh Spice and wanted a high profile catch like David Beckham.

“She wanted the fame and the fortune and more than anything she wanted a wealthy, A-list husband.

“Getting involved with Mel was the worst mistake Eddie ever made and he’ll regret it for the rest of his life. [source]

Puppy Power

January 11, 2008
Puppy Power

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Kimono is the latest celebrity to bare all for a good cause. Digimon’s t-bagging recipient is as part of the new “Be An Angel for Dogs” campaign spearheaded by PETA’s youth organization, peta2. In the ad she appears holding her rescued dog Zoe, little more than a pair of angel wings. Pet lovers can hit up peta2 for more information and to enter the “Be Your Dog’s Angel” contest.

Deny, Deny

January 9, 2008
Deny, Deny

Mooriah is denying that she said that she she would rather “be on stage with a pig” than perform a duet with J. Lo.

“This is just some Internet gossip and it’s pathetic that people actually entertain the thought that this could be real,” Carey says. “This is another sad example of two strong women being put against each other.”

I don’t blame Mimi for her flub, I blame Da Brat. She leaked all of this shit out in hopes that Mimikins and Jennifer would get oiled down and angry before doing a remake of the video “Beautiful Liar” at her place. You know what they say about pregnant tang.

Quick Quotes

January 2, 2008

Quick Quotes

“No the media only records what it is given and what it looks to be, and this is not of course a one time incident. There are plenty of women that have been officially and truly been abused by a man so the persona is already out there. This is not a novelty that someone just bust into this on August 22. However because that is already the template, a man is already assumed to be an abuser if a woman shows up with any marks on her.

What we have to deal with is the motive that was not known on Aug 22. . . and it wasn’t clear that she took 4 and a half hours to recognize any bruises on her and of course the leg bruises that she had on her she did not acknowledge to the head of security at the hotel nor to the bellman, nor sought any police or medical attention. And then 4 and a half hours later after these bruises appear she uploads them to a website and then she goes to the hospital to say that she’s been abused and then tells the hospital that it had been two hours earlier which would have made it 1:30 not where it took place where I just pushed her off of me onto the ground 4 and a half hours earlier.

So there was a whole lot that was never given to the media because it was already branded that I was an abuser, that she was horrifically beaten and abused, and kicked and stomped and the police report, excuse me, the hospital report show us clearly that she showed up at 3:03 a.m. And she walked in and then walked out 3 hours later with just some Motrin for painkillers.”

– – Bishop Thomas Weeks talks to Lee Bailey about the infamous parking lot beat down

Oh Word?

December 27, 2007

Oh Word?

You ain’t got to lie Raz B, you ain’t got to lie. I still believe you.

Whatever Jermaine

October 30, 2007

Whatever Jermaine

Jermaine Dupri is attempting to stir the waters of conflict so that his autobiography will sale. Just plain ol’ thirsty behavior! The above “leaked” video clip featured a pissed JD going off about being asked by different press outlets about his comments about Justin Timberlake. This shit looks like a bad church play. Is Tyler Perry holding the camera? You need more people, and Janet is not one of them.

[Video via Sohh ATL]