Archive for the ‘Why Must I Cry?’ Category

You Sent It // Bust It Wide Open

February 25, 2008

You Sent It // Bust It Wide Open

Hey Fresh,

I came across something yesterday I thought that I must share it with you, in case you haven’t heard about it already. Apparently Plies is looking to cast a new video vixen (insert joke here) in his new “Bust it Baby” video and I must say that the ladies that came out for the audition was a HAM. I could not stop laughing at these women who really want a chance to show Plies that they can be his “Bust it Baby”. One girl that had me in tears was shorty in the white shirt. If you listen to her you can tell that she is passionate about it!!!! In your infamous words “For this fuckery I have no words!!”

[Thanks Alexis]

It’s Not Funny Any More

February 22, 2008

It’s Not Funny Any More

You know how everyone is all anti-Britney bashing because they feel down right sad for the fallen pop princess? The same can be said about Kimberly’s mug. What else can we possibly say about her face? The time has come to hang her jersey up in the rafters right next to Golden Brookes Pancake 31 All-Star joint.

Since Reeboks were readily available at this event, someone should have grabbed one of those throwback, throwaway Daddy Yankee editions from out of the trash and hit her in the mug with it.

The "Say Something Nice" Challenge

February 21, 2008

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Paula Abdul – “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow”
I blame the tainted dicks of Emilio Estevez and Arsenio Hall. Still, this video is light years ahead of Boom Kat’s.

Youtube Clip of the Day

February 21, 2008
Youtube Clip of the Day

Here’s some hot footage of Keyshia Cole’s mom Frankie getting loose at KeyLoLo’s album platinum party. Now before you go judging remember that “she’s just like you.” Or something like that.

[Thanks Netta Boo]

Quick Quotes

February 12, 2008

Quick Quotes

I know many of you have had a hard time coping with the untimely break up of Gel-N-Weave but hopefully Diamond’s interview in King will provide solace during this difficult time.

K: We don’t want no problems, so we’ll keep it focused on you. How can a man rock your hips?

D: He has to be a loving son of God, first and foremost. He has to have money, be able to take care of me and have a lot of common sense and street sense too – ’cause how the world is today, it’s crazy.

K: It’s not really that bad, is it?

D: Life is crazy. You ain’t turned to Maury lately? People are crazy?

. . . Now if Maury is believed to be accurate depiction of the world we live in today, Lord take me in your loving arms. Check out today’s C+D Vault Pick under the cut.


You Sent It // Project Wedding

February 5, 2008

You Sent It // Project Wedding


I HAD to send this in so that you can post this and clown these people. This is worst than that last wedding you posted.

– – WonderWoman

Here we go with today’s word [unibrow] again.

Help Me! Help Me Please!

February 5, 2008

Help Me! Help Me Please!

I tried to post this earlier today but blogger was on the rag [you get what you pay for, right?] so I bounced to the nail salon.

Stevie Wonder fell down while being escorted up some stairs to the stage at the Los Angeles Barack Obama fund raiser by Obama’s wife Michelle.

Attempting not to laugh . . . attempting not to laugh . . . FAILED.

Wonder remained lighthearted about his stumble, saying, “By the way, I was so busy looking at the next first lady that I lost my way.”

Yeah okay, you can believe that shit if you want to. Ya’ll know Stevie was acting bad off that gin. He probably had four tall glasses before hit the stage, literally. I don’t know why he didn’t try to play it off by Crankin’ Dat Thomas Weeks. I know whenever I mis calculate my steps in a public place I just go straight into the coontastic two step of the moment.

Something In The Milk Ain’t Clean

February 1, 2008

Something In The Milk Ain’t Clean

Cheri Dennis sneaked in the back door at Essence’s party honoring Tyra Banks

Danity Kane snagged a Pets Weekly cover and reality show, Cassie is featured in a new movie, meanwhile Diddy hasn’t bothered to mail Cheri’s W-2 form off for four years. That shit ain’t right. I know he is paying her off in gift certificates and whatever is left of his weekend cee-lo winnings but that’s besides the point.

Run Janelle Monae run! You may be relegated to selling ass on the side if you ever want to see your album drop.

The Ms. Dennis recently took a break from cleaning the bathrooms at Daddy’s House to discuss her arrest with

Heaven I Need A Hug

January 31, 2008

Heaven I Need A Hug

What happens when you take beautiful words of wisdom [“I got a dollar, I got a dollar, I got a dollar, hey hey hey hey”] from ‘The Little Rascals’ original goon Buckwheat and put them over a Meerkat Da Don track? You get a future skrip club anthem, duh!

And before you ask, there is some good ol’ fashion shuckin’ and jivin’ designed just for this song. As much as it pains me to say this, YT can’t crank that Bynum forever.
[Clip via Straight From The A]

Quote of the Day

January 29, 2008

Quote of the Day

“Don’t let no woman pee in your face and call it sweet milk, okay?”

— Uncle Junebug talks to Snoop’s oldest son, Corde, about the fairer sex on ‘Snoop Dogg’s Fatherhood’