Archive for the ‘Videos’ Category

Mariah Carey – "Touch My Body"

February 27, 2008

Mariah Carey – “Touch My Body”

I’m trying to be interested in Mimikins, I promise. But like the good folks at A Hot Mess say DO. NOT. WANT. I wasn’t able to make it past the 45 second mark but hopefully you will.

Kanye West – "Flashing Lights"

February 13, 2008

Kanye West – “Flashing Lights”

May not be safe for work . . . I think?

. . . oh okay? The video [or teaser?] for Ye’s fourth single off Graduation is different but I can appreciate his artistic expression. Now excuse me as I bound and gag The Dealer and toss him in the trunk of the Kia. What do you think?

Trina – "Single Again"

February 11, 2008

Trina – “Single Again”

I don’t know what type of peen action Lil’ Wayne was giving Trina during their time together but I wish he would rock her tonight for old times sake so she can stop rapping about his ass. Katrina LaVerne, that is Baby’s right hand t-bagger. Let that shit go, okay?

I used to hate this song with a passion but since my tangy friend Dior Armani [that’s her drag name, don’t hate] plays it every five seconds it has actually grown on me.

Like a cyst.

Quick Quotes

February 1, 2008

Quick Quotes

Trey Songz – ‘Can’t Help But Wait (Remix)’ Feat. Plies

“Help you grease your scalp while I drank yak. ” – – Plies

Wow, this guy is such a winner.

Janet – "Feedback"

January 9, 2008

Janet – “Feedback”

I’m still trying to figure this one out. Hopefully there will be a stan lurking around in the comment section to break the video’s concept down. There always is.

DJ Khaled – "I’m So Hood" Remix

November 13, 2007
DJ Khaled – “I’m So Hood” Remix Featuring Everybody Who Fell Through The Studio That Night / Got The Track Sent To Em

Somebody please tell DJ Khaled to shut the fuck up already. Besides screaming on the record what does he really do? I mean really.

This shit had more cameos in it than “Roc Boys” and Superhead’s viral vagina combined. But since it was shot the weekend of the BET Hip Hop Awards I will let that slide.
Anyway, its nice to see an effort from Khaled where he is not running away from his arch rivals soap and water but the clip ultimately reminds me of that Alexyss K. Tylor video where it looks like she is broadcasting live from her fallopian tubes. And if you feel me put your hands up.

Jay-Z – "Roc Boys"

November 6, 2007

Jay-Z – “Roc Boys”

For once in my life I vote yes. American Gangster in stores today.

Mary J. Blige – "Just Fine"

October 25, 2007
Mary J. Blige – “Just Fine”

Honestly, the first 45 seconds reminds me of the teenage praise dancers at my church that try to sneak in the latest YouTube dance pheneomenon during devotional like no one is going to notice. A quick word to the wise: I’m never that hung over from the night before to let that mess slip past.

If there was just one thing I would change about the video it would be the ending. She should have screamed out “fight the real enemy” and torn up a picture of K-Ci Sinead O’ Connor style before disappearing into the darkness. MJB is usually such a dramatic cunt in her videos. You know her resume. Where’s the entertainment factor?

T-Pain – "Church"

October 22, 2007

T-Pain – “Church”

Why is Testicular Pain still trying to convince us that he can dance? We don’t believe you, you need Fatima or Devyne Stephens.

I don’t think this was a good choice for a third single but whatever, I don’t sign that man’s checks. Usually I can get into Teddy Penderassdown’s “harmonizing” (shh, don’t tell anybody) but I am going to have to vote no on this one. Cease and desist this shit!

[Video via SOHH ATLANTA]

Nelly – "Wadsyaname"

October 18, 2007

Nelly – “Wadsyaname”

Fellas take it from me, ‘SHAWTY SHAWTY SHAWTY WADSYANAME IZ?!’ is a fantastic way to approach women while parking lot pimpin’ after the club. Hell it worked on Ashanti.

This is so not a good look for Cornell after a Bill Cosby/Oprah post. At all.