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Quick Quotes

February 21, 2008

Quick Quotes

“I wasn’t as bourgie as she is, she’s bourgeois. She knows how to be a lady, she’s like a model. I wasn’t like that… I smoked in the bathroom in school, I was kinda arrogant, so those are some of the things I would want to tell her.”

– – Etta James on Beyonce portraying her in the forthcoming film, Cadillac Records


February 20, 2008


I’m going to have nightmares about the guy at the bottom of this picture for weeks to come. Real talk.

Dirty Diana’s smile didn’t look quite so cheesy at a showing of “Passing Strange” on Broadway on Tuesday. I mean, it still look partly cloudy in her mouth but the sun is finally starting to shine a little bit! Work with me people, it’s a process. Unfortunately, there was no Chudney sighting to come out of all this. Wonk wonk.

But we’re going to keep her spirit of wonk alive any damn way! Peep today’s C+D Vault pick after the jump.

11.01.07 ANGEL OF MINE

Cheri Got A Gig!

February 20, 2008

Cheri Got A Gig!

As the self-appointed president of the Cheri Dennis e-street team it is with tremendous pleasure that I announce that our queen performed at the Apple store in Soho last night.

I don’t know why every time I see this child I think of her sitting in her dressing room [commonly referred to as a broom closet] crying like Jill Scott’s character in ‘Why Did I Get Married’, talking about “I thought God had given up on me.”

Cheri was later spotted at the Bombay Sapphire and Giant Magazine party getting her exposure on with Lauren London and Cassie. Homegirl had that “yup, I’m big time now, hoe!” look written all across her face, I love it! The even better news is that there was someone in the building even more irrelevant than her. In the immortal words of Deborah Cox, how did you get here? Nobody’s posed to be here!

Question of the Day

February 20, 2008

Question of the Day

The “Dancing For A Check” celebrity line-up was revealed yesterday. Contestants include Marlee Matlin, Shannon Elizabeth, Steve Guttenberg, Monica Seles, Penn Jillette, Priscilla Presley, Kristi Yamaguchi and Adam Carolla and Miami Dolphins defensive end Jason Taylor.


Rounding out the cast is R&B singer [and Ambi fading cream spokesman] Mario, Cristian De La Fuente and Marissa Jaret Winokur.

Here’s part one of my dream team. I am going to update my roster a little later since I am pressed for time. Don’t jack any of my folks. Swiper no swiping!

Bindi Irwin; Shawty Lo; T.Error Mari; Ron Daise – – the man behind ‘Gullah Gullah Island’

Will There Be A Line of Assless Chaps Though?

February 19, 2008

Will There Be A Line of Assless Chaps Though?

Step aside Mama Tina and Cookie Dereon! Katrina LaVerne is now here to fill the void for tacky, urban “couture” clothing, with her new fashion line Pink Diamond Couture.

Via press release:

Trina, hip hops ultra sexy diva has done it again! Trina may be known for being Hip Hop’s ‘Baddest Chick,’ but the Slip-N-Slide recording artist’s got enough style and heart to catapult herself into icon status [Oh really now? – – Fresh] . When it comes to fashion and style Trina has always been a trend setter. With her unique style and an appreciation of what women want, Trina will debut her Pink Diamond Couture clothing line for Spring 2008. Her high quality jeans are emblazoned with her signature logo on the back pockets. Imagine jeans with details such as leather, python and crystals. To add a personal touch to her line the collection comes with a Tattoo that is uniquely Trina’s. No detail is overlooked in the fabric, as well as design. The fit and styling are a sexy new look in the world of fashion. “I have always imagined a clothing line that was high quality that I could offer to my fans. I love the way the jeans fit and feel. I spent a lot of time creating special details that are fresh and unique. The best part they look really expensive but are priced right.” [So everything is under $9.99? Sweet! – – Fresh]

The line will launch nationwide this Spring and will consist of jeans, tops, velour sets and jackets all with Trina’s signature logo and unique design.

Sounds like some real couture shit, right?

I’m patiently waiting for her to release her own line of bedazzled lace front wigs. For those of you wanting to snatch up her gear, check out

Jay-Z + LeBron James Two Kings Dinner

February 18, 2008

Jay-Z + LeBron James Two Kings Dinner

Celebs flocked the Big Easy this past weekend to enjoy the NBA All-Star game and festivities. Jay-Z and LeBron James teamed up once again for their annual Two Kings Dinner, closing out a weekend full of fun.

I wonder how this conversation went.

Better Late Than Never

February 15, 2008

Better Late Than Never

– Fellow music lovers please be sure to check out Nikki’s and other podcasters “toss them panties on the floor” Valentine’s Day mixes [Infinite Ink]

Cheri Dennis, this could’ve been your ass if you had the right people behind you [Juicy News]

– Kanye’s video kinda makes sense now [OnSmash]

– Don’t blame Beyonce, blame this chick [Sandra Rose]

– Rihanna and Chris Brown need more people [Necole Bitchie]

– Sickamore, I still stan for you. Hit me on AIM 🙂 [Thank God I’m Famous]

– Rick Ross talks reveals the secret to his tittay gravy. Okay I’m lying but a girl can dream, right? [Blender]

In Case You Missed It // Mr. Pee Body

February 14, 2008

In Case You Missed It // Mr. Pee Body

There is nothing like a little piss to brighten up a day of love, enjoy.

I’m Just Saying . . .

February 14, 2008

I’m Just Saying . . .

I thought Tameka and Usher had already released their wedding photo album to Essence already?

I keed, I keed. Cee-lo and Danger Mouse can play dress up all they want to just as long as they keep the good music coming.

‘Cause I Love You

February 14, 2008

‘Cause I Love You

Will you be my Valentine’s? I promise not to break your heart or give you a ringworm. Check out my gift to the world under the cut.

Can you believe “What What [In The Butt] is an year old today?! Times flies while you’re crunking.