Archive for the ‘This Shit Right Here . . .’ Category

You Sent It // Project Wedding

February 5, 2008

You Sent It // Project Wedding

Fresh,

I HAD to send this in so that you can post this and clown these people. This is worst than that last wedding you posted.

– – WonderWoman



Here we go with today’s word [unibrow] again.

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Something In The Milk Ain’t Clean

January 23, 2008
Something In The Milk Ain’t Clean

I know I am not the only person out there who gave Osama’s son Omar the side-eye of doom when he appeared on NBC’s Today Show. Just try to count all the types of wrong in the following paragraph.

Wearing a black, leather biker jacket, black polo shirt and faded blue jeans and with his long hair pulled back in tightly braided dreadlocks, Omar bin Laden, 26, spoke via satellite from Cairo with his 52-year-old British wife at his side. The fourth-oldest son of the world’s most wanted man has recently been in the media, saying he wants to use his name to be an “ambassador for peace” between Islam and the West. While he has renounced his father’s methods, he does not call him a terrorist. [source]

You Must Learn

January 16, 2008

You Must Learn

I know I’m late on this but I just saw this on ESPN yesterday during a late night caking session with The Dealer.

Pacman Jones just can’t seem to stay his simple ass out of the strip club. A Nashville woman is alleging that he served her ass up with a two piece and biscuit at Body Tap in ATL.

. . . According to the Associated Press, in the latest alleged incident, the Fulton County Magistrate Office said that Wanda S. Jackson, an attorney, asked for an arrest warrant after an altercation at the Atlanta club. [That’s right, ya’ll cousin picked the right one to fux with this time, a damn LAWYER. Great choice! – – Fresh] Jackson claims she was at the club’s office when Jones, who was angry, accused managers of stealing his money and bracelet.

“I was sitting in the office and he lunged at me numerous times in an effort to do grave bodily harm,” Jackson wrote in the warrant application filed Jan.7. “Veronica Jones, an owner, went into the hall to deal with a member of his entourage. I followed to gawk. He was in the hall, surprisingly reached over or around a security guard and sucker punched me in my left eye.”

Jackson’s application will be reviewed Feb. 8, and a determination will be made whether the arrest warrant will be filed.

Regarding Urbanski’s lawsuit, Dushoff said, “I just spoke to Adam Jones’ attorney and he is accepting service on his behalf and we will go forward with the case against him. We’ve had a difficult time locating Mr. Jones and we were finally able to get him at least through his attorney.”

Dushoff said the shooter, when that person is identified, will also be sued.

Jones has been promised a sentence of one year of probation. He was called an “inciter” of the fighting inside the club. [source]

I Know People Who Know People

January 15, 2008

I Know People Who Know People

I hate to keep bringing this momofucka up but this story and picture are just perfect examples of all types of wrong. I almost fell out my chair when I saw this shit on A Hot Mess! [Shout out to Zee for the link] If Billy Martin’s side-eye doesn’t inspire you to step your game up then you just need to leave this site, STAT.

Lawyers for the Jones High School alumnus caused a stir this morning when they read a star-studded list of possible defense witnesses. The names included Muhammad Ali, Tom Brokaw, Woody Harrelson, Goldie Hawn, Spike Lee, Diane Sawyer, Paul Simon, Sylvester Stallone and Barbara Walters.

“Do any of these names, ladies and gentleman, seem familiar to you?” Senior U.S. District Judge William Terrell Hodge asked soberly. Many of the potential jurors chuckled. Jurors are routinely provided the names of potential witnesses and asked to disclose if they have prior relationships with them that would interfere with the ability to be fair.

[source]

Costly Mistake

January 14, 2008
Costly Mistake

A Maryland judge ordered Rev. DMX to pay over $1.5 million on Friday after failing to show up in court on a defamation case.

DMX told Sister 2 Sister magazine that Monique Wayne sexually assaulted him during a one-night stand in 2003, leading to her pregnancy. “She raped me,” DMX claimed. “DNA says it is (my child). I don’t know. If I did (have sex with her) I would remember. It ain’t like she’s a pretty girl.” [I’m not taking the bait! It would be too easy to get on Tashera. Beside, I’m an 80’s baby, I have nothing but love for Mum-rah. – – Fresh]

Wayne’s mother, sister and a psychologist testified on her behalf, claiming that X’s allegations were false and slanderous.

Earl will have to fork over $518,400 in compensatory damages and $1 million in punitive penalties.

Speechless.

November 15, 2007

Speechless.

For this I have absolutely no fucking words for. None!

[via Clips and Kisses]

The YT Boy In The Background Can’t Believe It Either

October 15, 2007

The YT Boy In The Background Can’t Believe It Either

For more fuckery from the 2007 BET Hip Hop Awards visit another Black gossip blog located in the link section.

Light-Skin Party = Cancelled

October 12, 2007

Light-Skin Party = Cancelled

A local DJ and party promoter retreated Thursday from a plan to sponsor a bash that would let “light-skinned” black women into a downtown club for free.

But the “Light Skin Libra Birthday Bash” at Club APT on Woodward Avenue turned out to be a bashing — of promoter Ulysses “DJ Lish” Barnes after word of the unusual party spread on the Internet.

“I made a mistake,” Barnes said. “I didn’t think there would be a backlash.”

Barnes, who said he’s been a party promoter for six years, canceled the event.

He said he has gotten angry calls and e-mails from around the country about the party.

“I didn’t mean to offend anyone,” he said. “I had planned a party for other shades (of black women). We were going to take a shade of color each week. Next week was going to be a party for ‘Sexy Chocolate’ and the week after that ‘Sexy Caramel.’ ”

Barnes is African-American and describes himself as “dark skinned.” The issue of skin color is an often painful and emotional among African-Americans. The history of slavery and the resulting legacy of intra-racial segregation have sometimes pitted darker-skinned and lighter-skinned blacks against one another. (continue reading)

[Thanks Selena]

No Words

October 11, 2007

No Words

[Flyer via Hood Hype – – Thanks Willie & Shakeena]