Archive for the ‘Tales From The Wig Crypt’ Category

Gosh I Hope Not

February 28, 2008

Gosh I Hope Not

Word on the curb is that Re-Up Rowland make pose for the pages of Playboy sometime in the near future. I hope this is just another net rumor, because if its fact then I really give up on Kizzy. There has got to be a clause somewhere in her contract with the wig crypt that specifically says that she can’t do shit like this. Didn’t Farrah get kicked out of Destiny’s Child for posing for some pimp’s book cover or something? She better keep it quiet before Papa Joe 2.0 can stop her.


Solange Will Make Your Dreams Come True

February 28, 2008

Solange Will Make Your Dreams Come True

Wanna work in the new pimped out dungeon of the wig crypt? Well here’s your chance!

I was checking in with my splendiferous love muffin Love B. Scott when I peeped his post about Solange holding auditions for singers, bands and individual band members to become members of her band, Hadley Street Dreams.

You know Baby Daniel is going to be down there in a tight black t-shirt like Simon Cowell to help his Mama weed out the haves and the have-nots. If you plan on getting down with Solo it is a must that you know how to shake your money maker. ‘Cause nobody has the time to give you private lessons on shaking your chico stick, thanks.

WHEN: Thursday, March 6, 2008 from 12:00PM thru 6:00PM. Audition sign up will end promptly at 3:00PM.

WHERE: SIR Studios

6465 West Sunset Blvd

Los Angeles, CA 90028

YouTube Clip of the Day

February 26, 2008

YouTube Clip of the Day

I think I may have watched this about 13 times this morning over at A Hot Mess before I finally decided to give it a rest. Be sure to get your laugh on now before Papa Joe 2.0 tries to get it removed or some shit.

Wait! Turn Yo’ Wig Around!

February 25, 2008

Wait! Turn Yo’ Wig Around!

I see someone has been playing in the Wendy Williams scrap pile deep inside the wig crypt over the weekend. I’m sure stans will argue that their queen can do no wrong when it comes to her coif but I am going to have to disagree with them this time. I vote no. Are you feeling Bust it Creole’s new look?

[Flicks via Beyonce World]

You Sent It // ‘Who Rocked It Better’ Wig Crypt Edition

February 22, 2008

You Sent It // ‘Who Rocked It Better’ Wig Crypt Edition

Danny DeVito as ‘The Penguin’ in Batman or Tanisha from ‘The Bad Girls Club’

[Thanks Erica]

Star Tracks: Kelly Rowland

February 21, 2008
Star Tracks: Kelly Rowland

Arriving @ the 08 Brit Awards

I don’t see why Kizzy Rowland hasn’t pulled an Amerie and stayed her ass across the pond in London. Our brothers and sisters in the UK seem to have an appreciation for her . . . musical talents that us red-blooded Americans just don’t. Why work like a dog in the wig crypt when you can be the Vesta Williams of Liverpool? I will never understand. Maybe she will wise up and take Solange with her.

One Weekend Getaway At The Wig Crypt Coming Right Up

February 14, 2008

One Weekend Getaway At The Wig Crypt Coming Right Up

Ladies, drama, leave it home. Does anybody [besides Michelle Williams] listen to Kizzy when she drops science? I guess not.

Here is what Papa Joe 2.0 had to say about Aretha’s comments.

“As a manager I am not taking something this ridiculous to Beyonce. Beyonce referred to Tina Turner as a ‘queen,'” he told “Not queen of gospel, queen of soul, queen of blues, Queen of England. I consider my wife a queen and sometimes call her that. Does Aretha have a problem with that?” [source]

The Wig Crypt Has A Blog?!

February 13, 2008

The Wig Crypt Has A Blog?!

I love it, I fucking love it. I don’t know who is the mastermind behind this url but I spent a good amount of my afternoon snickering at the entries. My favorite would have to be the post showcasing the new phones from today’s R&B chanteuses. I’m just a little vexed that they didn’t include a Cassie cell though.

[Thanks Zia X]

What?! How?!

February 6, 2008

What?! How?!

It’s official, my favorite Knowles is set to appear as a presenter at the 50th Annual Grammy’s.

What a living testimony. Through Christ all things are truly possible.

The last time Solo was relevant in the music world she was walking around the woods with Omarion in the video for “Ice Box.”

She better make sure she works in a plug for Baby Jamz during her time at the podium or she’s going to feel Baby Daniel’s reign of terror when she gets back to the wig crypt.

But I’m not hating, girl get your free swag bag! I just hope they aren’t filled with any House of Deadwrong sneakers.

Chris Brown, Miley Cyrus, George Lopez, Lyle Lovett, and Ludacris have been added to the presenter lineup.

Previously announced performers include BeyoncĂ©; Feist; Foo Fighters [with special guest conductor John Paul Jones]; Alicia Keys; Brad Paisley, Carrie Underwood; 2008 MusiCares Person of the Year Aretha Franklin, Mary J. Blige, the Clark Sisters, Israel And New Breed, and Trin-I-Tee 5:7 in a special gospel segment; the casts of “The Beatles LOVE by Cirque du Soleil” and Across The Universe in a special Beatles segment; and Rihanna with a reunited the Time in a special 50th anniversary segment.

You Sent It // Carry Dem Hoes On Her Back, Yes She Did

February 4, 2008

You Sent It // Carry Dem Hoes On Her Back, Yes She Did

Fresh, girl, use this as you may.

January 31, 2008 — When Kelly Rowland can’t hit a high note, she calls in the big guns. The former Destiny’s Child member recently recorded a song in New York with Gym Class Heroes front man Travis McCoy, but struggled to hit one high note. So she called up her best pal BeyoncĂ©, who showed up within the hour with six armed bodyguards in tow. She gave Rowland tips and coached her until she got it. [source]

I found the perfect shot to go along with this mess. Caption this:

This heffa carries KizzyRo on her back like a camel carries bundles of RocaWear sweaters across the desert, I swear! Why in the hell tell anybody this went down, Kelendria? I’m sorry, but if you can’t hit high notes without YOUR SISTER SHOWING UP TO COACH YOU THROUGH IT LIKE CHILDBIRTH, why the fuck are you trying to be a solo artist? REALLY?

XOXO and all dat junk. Girl, where LaMike at? Can’t he get into the parties no mo’? No new hoodie shots or anything, damn.

Loves ya!