Archive for the ‘San Man’ Category

How Do I Love Thee?

April 24, 2007

How Do I Love Thee?

Sanjaya at the Nickelodeon studios in NYC

If you thought that my loyalty and admiration for Sanjaya would end once he was voted off of AI think again!

Unlike the stans of recent years, when I love an artist I love them forever. Yeah, I see the tween queens in the audience at 106 & Park gushing over Bobby Valentino but that doesn’t move me. Let’s wait and see how they are going to feel about him once he’s back on fries. Orders up, hoe.

Sanjaya will have 100 dreams about people tossing yellow stilettos at him on stage before I let the public hurt him again. Once was enough.

Since his departure from the singing competition he has been popping up virtually every where. On Monday raped my soul (again) on Regis and Kelly before heading off to Letterman.

Hair Apparent

April 18, 2007
Hair Apparent

I’ve been on edge all day over how Sanjaya will be have his hair styled tonight. As much as I dig his locks of love I think that he should get a buzz cut and draw a Jimmy Neutron swirl on his forehead like India.Aire did last year.

Sanjaya’s performance from last night under the cut.

Guaranteed Fresh

April 17, 2007

Guaranteed Fresh

Sanjaya Is Maxim’s Girl of the Day

Heather Mills Finally Busts Her Ass [Oh No They Didn’t]

Rihanna’s New Album Cover [A Hot Mess]

Keyshia Cole’s Crazy Church Appearance [Young, Black and Fabulous]

Is Ashanti Leaving The Inc? [Juicy News]

Now Ya’ll Know Ya’ll Related [Cake & Ice Cream]

I’m Just Saying . . .

April 13, 2007

I’m Just Saying . . .

Rocsi’s King Cover Via YBF // Sexy Sanjaya Flick Via Cracked [Thanks J.Fish]

There is no question about who I would rather be trapped on an elevator with.

Sanjaya Is My Papaya

April 4, 2007

Sanjaya Is My Papaya

Hair we go again! Controversial American Idol contestant Sanjaya Malakar is aiming straight for the top. The 17-year-old, who has won the hearts of US viewers, ditched his curly locks for a slicked back look when he sang on Tuesday night’s show. Dressed in a white suit, with his tresses tucked behind his ears, Sanjaya crooned his way through Tony Bennett’s classic “Cheek to Cheek.”

Remember, every time you hate on the kid an angel receives its wings.

[Thanks Baby Daniel’s Weed Holder]

Random Sanjaya Trivia Fact #610

March 30, 2007

Random Sanjaya Trivia Fact #610

Sanjaya is responsible for the yummy taste of Chick-Fil-A lemonade. Every Sunday morning a 16 year old boy resembling a greasy version of The Iron Sheik comes over to Sanjaya’s residence to squeeze his nipples to extract the succulent secretions. This key ingredient explains the phenomenon behind why the lemonade never looses its tangy taste.

Besides, why do you think the joint is really closed on Sundays for, Jesus? Pfft. Sanjaya is a true gift from Virgo. You hoes just jealous.


Got Em’ Hating

March 27, 2007

Got Em’ Hating

I see people online got jokes about my folk, very funny. Well me fill you in on something. SANJAYA BEEZ THE BLOCK. He the man in his city, you just live there! You just got in the streets, he been out there! You still dreaming about it, he did it in a less than a year! Stop hating!

You can’t do what he do and that’s a part of the problem. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it. I’m joining the Sanjaya hunger strike crew so if posting becomes erratic over the next couple of days I apologize.

[Thanks Courtie]

In Case You Missed It: Sanjaya Rocks

March 21, 2007

In Case You Missed It: Sanjaya Rocks

Sweet puss Sanjaya performed “You Really Got Me” by The Kinks last night on AI and it changed my life forever. Check out the little girl in the audience crying, awww.