Archive for the ‘Okay . . . And?’ Category

Don’t Be Jealous

January 23, 2008
Don’t Be Jealous

If you really want John Legend’s pantyliner to get in a bunch just hate on his girlfriend, Thai-Norwegian model Christine Teigen.

“People are automatically condescending,” Legend tells the New York Daily News’ Rush & Malloy column. “They expect her to be dumb and say, ‘Oh you’re just dating a dumb girl because she’s hot.’ But people judge you either way. If you’re dating a girl who’s kind of regular, you hear, ‘Why are you dating her?’ I don’t get caught up in it. I’m more concerned with my happiness.” [insert two finger snaps and a neck roll]

You tell em girl. I feel what he is saying but I bet he was crying and sniffling like Sally Struthers when he gave that statement. Ugh, somebody call Irv Gotti so that he can tell this guy to man up.
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The Honeymoon Is OVAH

January 17, 2008

The Honeymoon Is OVAH

Like we thought for one second that pet adoption ceremony was real.

Two weeks after their romantic nuptials off Bora Bora in French Polynesia, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds have called it quits (their wedding was never legalized).

“After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further,” he said in a statement obtained by Usmagazine.com.

“While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends.” [source]

I say good for them. Tracey can finally stop acting as the go to beard in Black Hollywood and Donkey can snuggle back up with John-nay-nay at night. A real win-win situation for both parties.

Um . . . ?

January 8, 2008

Um . . . ?

There is a war going on outside no man is safe from. But FOL 2 alum Buckeey wants to make sure that you know her correct Myspace profile.

Thumbs up.

I’m Just Saying . . .

January 2, 2008
I’m Just Saying . . .

I will never understand what the big deal is with these two. Somebody please break it down Solange style for me because it simply cannot be that serious. You mention Reggie Bush in the same sentence as Kim Kardashian and momofucka’s start hallucinating and speaking in tongues. He is cute but does he ejaculate sugar and spice and everything nice? Explain.
Look, if he is alright with his girl’s snatch being plastered all over the internet like those damn smiley face ads then so am I. In my opinion they actually make a cute lil’ couple. They’re no Vanessa and Dabnis but whatever, true love like that is hard to find nowadays.

If I had one wish it would be for her not to lay there like a harpooned whale when he is smashing like she did Brandy’s brother.

Anyway, Ok! magazine reported yesterday that Bush popped the question over the holidays but Kim’s rep says “It’s not true.” Not that I believe anything her rep would have to say any way but alright.

Can we all please focus on the real hero of the Kardashian clan, Kim’s beefy older sister Kourtney?

Oh Boom Kat

November 26, 2007
Oh Boom Kat

Your friend and mine Boom Kat, Boom Kat Kat a/k/a/ Laurie Ann is speaking out again on why she plans to never work as a choreographer with Diddy again because of his supersized self-image.

“The problem was definitely P. Diddy and working with his ego,” she explained. “It was really him that gave me trouble because he couldn’t really understand that at certain points [the process] was difficult and hostile. I mean, the girls were amazing and the boys were not the problem. They were hard workers, and the show was definitely edited at times. It’s debatable, but a lot of people know that’s what it takes as a dancer.”

I feel what she is saying and while that is messed up who gives a shit at this point? I mean really. Does the last group he made even have a damn name yet? I swear I saw all of them momofukas stocking at Kroger late one night.