Archive for the ‘Men With Titties’ Category

YouTube Clip of the Day

February 28, 2008

YouTube Clip of the Day

Tittay gravy overload! I don’t know where the hell I was when this video dropped last week, but I’m glad I spotted it today. I haven’t seen man boobs this fine since the the Notorious B.I.G.’s video for “Warning.” I was so engulfed in Rick’s aerola game that I almost didn’t notice T-Pain bopping around in that godforsaken top hat. Boss!
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Great Googly Moogly!

February 18, 2008

Great Googly Moogly!

Them tittayballs are juicy! Top of the morning to you, crunksters. I hope everybody is having a lovely long weekend. I am blogging from the road, so excuse the lack of posts and all that good stuff.

Here’s a nice, steaming cup of hot chocolate to get you through the day. You can thank me later in non-refundable donations.

Simply Delicious

February 6, 2008

YouTube Clip of the Day

In today’s clip Rick Ross speaks about how the weather in Miami influences his fashion choices, chats about his love for sunglasses, and shares the story behind some of his tattoos.

But I don’t care about any of that crap. Ya’ll know I’m all about that tittay gravy! If you fast forward to the 5:27 mark you will see him rubbing his supple yet firm breast. You are going to have to rinse your panties out in the sink after this.

Click here to watch

[Thanks VaFashionista]

Take The Cake . . . No Really

February 1, 2008

Take The Cake . . . No Really, Do It

Where is Principal Joe Clark and his baseball bat at when you need him to give our youth a good talking to?! I will never understand how Sean Kingston can invest in that foogazi box of crayons around his neck and not moisturizing his situation. Times can’t be that hard [ . . . for now]. Son better get a handle on that before his face starts looking like a star crunch.

Here’s One Rapper That Won’t Be Appearing On Bill Cosby’s Highly Anticipated Debut Rap Album

January 31, 2008

Here’s One Rapper That Won’t Be Appearing On Bill Cosby’s Highly Anticipated Debut Rap Album

The last time Fat Joe did anything remotely interesting to me was way when he and Big Pun teamed up together for “Deep Cover (Twins).” Oh, and then there was that time on MTV’s Spring Break when he showed his ass crack while performing “What’s Love.” That’s about it.

However, Joey CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK!’s recent comments to Complex magazine* regarding the n-word has been raising some eyebrows.

C: As a Puerto Rican rapper, have you ever been criticized for using the N Word?

FJ: No absolutely not. Because blacks and Latinos anywhere you go in any hood, any ghetto, we’re right beside each other, and with each other all the time especially in New York City. They’ve been calling me “that nigga” my whole life. I go to Africa, and the Africans say “what’s up Fat Joe my nigga-ah?” So they don’t have a problem with it. It’s a term of endearment.

C: What about your response to people who don’t think like you or someone like Khaled who’s a Palestinian-American should be using the word?

FJ: I guess Khaled is a sand-nigga. He’s a sand-nigga. (Laughs) Khaled that nigga, did you ask the 36 black rappers that are on his album with him if they have a problem with it?

* I’ve been rockin’ with ya’ll since day one but why are my issues always 15 light years late? I’m starting to believe that I would be better off going to the gas station and just reading different articles every time that I come in.

[Via Nah Right]

And Many More

January 30, 2008

And Many More

That wasn’t his only plate on that faithful night in ’07.

The sexy beast that is Rick Ross appeared on MTV’s ‘Cribs’ last night and I was nervous for his safety the entire time! It was the first time I have ever heard him talk for more than 30 seconds, and it wasn’t pretty. I thought he was going to have a sudden heart attack.

Click here for video from the Tittay Gravy King’s birthday party and restaurant. Thatott.com also has flicks from the party.

While we are on the subject of MIA, I was ghost earlier this morning because I stayed up watching illegal movies on the internet all night and didn’t fall asleep until like 9 AM. You can put the blame on me.

Hot Damn

January 14, 2008

Hot Damn

I don’t know how you like to slurp your tittay gravy down but I prefer mine nice and hot! Rick Ross may ever make it on anybody’s top MC’s list [let’s just be honest with ourselves here] but he has his own wing in the Men With Titties Hall of Fame. I just love it when he gets all overheated and has to remove his shades because they probably started fogging up like a glass pot lid. Coronary embolism game proper.

And then there’s Trick Daddy, Miami’s own Dirt Angel. I don’t have enough energy or SOS pads to get started on that cat.

Rick Ross – "Speedin" Feat. R.Kelly

December 7, 2007

Rick Ross – “Speedin” Feat. R.Kelly

I mean really, somebody please tell Trina to go the hell home. This is becoming a major issue. She would be better off auditioning for an upcoming season of Flavor of Love.

I may love Rick’s tittay gravy but his lyrical abilities . . . not so much.

And what the fuck is up with him trying to flaunt narration skills that he just doesn’t have? He did the same I’m-talking-slow-so-my-negroids-in-the-hood-will-think-I’m-deep shit in the video for “Hustlin.” He always sounds like he is repeating an order back at a drive thru window. Boy stop!

Oh, and fuck Robert.

Hey Young World

November 13, 2007

Hey Young World


You know I had to do this post to off-set Eddie’s baby mama. We need balance, ya’ll.

Sean Kingston would make a wonderful president for the Junior Men With Titties Society. You can just look at the hair on his chinny chin chin and know that he has one promising future in chunkonomics ahead of him. I bet this momofuka right here never dressed out for gym a day in his life. Now that is what I call dedication. Eff a Presidential Fitness Test, long live Team Chunk.

Who Would You Let Hit It? // Chunky Love Edition

November 7, 2007

Who Would You Let Hit It? // Chunky Love Edition

Rick Ross // Freeway

I don’t know now. The freeway of love is looking mighty tempting . . .