Archive for the ‘Killin’ You Hoes’ Category

I’m Just Saying . . .

February 11, 2008
I’m Just Saying . . .

Who do I have to speak with in order to sit in on Andre Leon Talley and Jelone’s [never heard of him before today, folks] jsetting rehearsals in Andre Harrell’s living room?

More Ovaltine please!

Naughty Church Clerk

February 10, 2008

Naughty Church Clerk

It is possible to slay hoes while simultaneously being casket sharp? Leave it up to Verdine White to defy all of the laws! Wow, a Crunk + Disorderly first.

Shout out to son who accompanied V Dubb to Clive’s party. It’s not easy to step out with someone who is constantly upstaging hoes all of the time. Your Dr. Bobby “Sugar Biscuit’ Jones inspired suit from S&K Menswear is working for you.

Quick Quotes

February 7, 2008

Quick Quotes

“Do you know how many people live in fear? Fear runs in our community. It’s easier to assimilate. Being an individual takes much courage.”

“We’re all made up of X and Y chromosomes. I’m just utilizing both. I’m an expression of both. It’s not about labels or stereotypes.”

“Someone has to be a trendsetter. And they tend to find out about them when they are dead. I am a trendsetter and they won’t get that now.”

– – Andre J chops it up with BV Style Spotter

PS I Love You

February 4, 2008

PS I Love You

It’s been a minute since the Tast King of Zestland razzled dazzled us common folk with his presence. Andre Leon Talley came out to show his boy Kimora Lee Simmons some love at the Baby Phat Fall 2008 [more flicks from the later if I’m not feeling lazy]. I bet he is hiding a bag of dicks under his hat.

I love Dre but somebody needs to track Frank Lucas down so he can burn that ensemble he [and his little friends] is wearing in his fire place.

Black & Proud

February 1, 2008

Black & Proud

Now this is the way to kick off Black History Month. BV is clearly a website after my heart after naming Gaymonn a/k/a/ Andre J as one of the top 25 future Black history makers. You can hate if you want but you’ll be wasting your time! Here’s what they had to say about our boy:


This bearded muse (yes, bearded) acquired international fame when he appeared on French Fashion Vogue’s cover in 2007 with Estee Lauder model Carolyn Murphy. Not since RuPaul has a black man in women’s clothing shot to superstar status. While RuPaul was the first crossover pop singer, Andre (“don’t call me a drag queen”) J stands to crossover into mainstream fashion. Love him or hate him, he engenders a powerful response. In the least, he represents fashion’s tenets of art and expression.

Samwell, Britney Houston, and Reh Dogg are on deck for ’09!

[Thanks Tee]

Bow In The Presence of Greatness

January 31, 2008

Bow In The Presence of Greatness

More Ovaltine please!

After the buffoonery that was in the last post we’ve gotta put C+D back in its natural rhythm. What better way to do that than with a dab of zest?

More flicks coming soon. I know you want the whole beehive but you’re just going to have to be satisfied with this taste of honey.

Style Jury

January 29, 2008

Style Jury

Killin’ you hoes in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Wow, I have nothing. What’s your verdict on Tonex’s outfit?

Quick Quotes

January 23, 2008
Quick Quotes

“Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest.” – – Christian Dior

CO-SIGN. I have been saying this for years. Everybody and their greasy granny have been forwarding me pictures of a group of young lovelies who I have been referring to as Tang Phi Tang for the past couple of days or so. I don’t know much about this organization but I would love to make a generous donation to it. Snap for the kids!

[Shouts out to John + his zest-friendly day planner]

You Sent It // Certified Tang

January 16, 2008

You Sent It // Certified Tang


I check out your site everyday! You are a fool for the comments that you make.

Attached is a photo that I saw of Kirk Franklin with Miss Sophia-a radio personality here in ATL (who is a male but on the radio talks like a female and sometimes dresses like one, but is very funny). But on the radio, she/he does a segment called girl talk.

I usually catch it in the morning, but I missed it this morning, so I vent to the website to listen to. While on the website, I say this questionable picture and started to laugh out loud because I don’t know who looks sweeter, Miss Sophia or Kirk Franklin! But either way, both of their lip gloss is popping.

Enjoy and hope you post, cause I found it to be funny

[Thanks MJ!]

Question of the Day

January 9, 2008

Question of the Day

What is Slickback Ivanhoe carrying around in his murse?