Archive for the ‘Jesus Take The Wheel’ Category

Quote of the Day

March 13, 2007

Quote of the Day

Ricky Lackey has six children on the way.

Don’t call them sextuplets – they’re each with different women.

When Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Melba Marsh asked Lackey during sentencing Friday on a charge of attempted theft how many children he had, the 25-year-old said, “None, but I have six on the way.”

A stunned Marsh tried to clarify. “Are you marrying a woman with six children?” she asked.

“No, I be concubining,” he said.

Prosecutors said Lackey is the expectant father of six children with six different women. The women all are expected to deliver in August, September and October.

Lackey’s lawyer, Stephen Wenke, stopped his client from saying more. (source)

[Thanks Skinny Bone Jones]

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Michelle Williams = Shug Avery

February 28, 2007

Michelle Williams = Shug Avery

Paging Jesus, paging Jesus. You’re wanted on the main line STAT!

Michelle Williams of the R&B group Destiny’s Child is joining the Chicago production of “The Color Purple,” the producers announced Tuesday.

Williams will play the role of Shug Avery, a sexy blues singer.

The stage version of Alice Walker’s Pulitzer Prize-winning novel will open in Chicago on April 17. It’s still playing on Broadway.

Several of the stars of the New York production — including Jeannette Bayardelle, who plays the lead character of Celie, and Felicia P. Fields, who received a Tony nomination for her portrayal of the feisty Sofia — are joining the tour in Chicago.

Producer Scott Sanders said casting Williams as Shug Avery seemed like a natural choice because Shug is the one character in the musical who has “seen the world.” (source)

First the stock market takes a plunge now this. Does this mean there is going to be some girl on girl action with Fantasia? Heavens to Betsy, there won’t be any lesbians left in the audience when the show is complete.

Confessions of a Sideline Ho

February 26, 2007

Confessions of a Sideline Ho

I wasn’t going to touch this topic since I have a business relationship with Monica’s record label but I had to do it.

A trip to the 2007 Soul Train Awards is a prize. Let us bow our heads in prayer because we are living in the last days. Real talk, the four horsemen of the Apocalypse just passed by my office window blasting “Spaceships On Bankhead.”

(Source)

Um, Okay?

February 21, 2007

Um, Okay?

Pictures via Egotastic

Someone shave this man’s head and send him to a rehab facility at once!

Smooches!

February 19, 2007

Smooches!

While Nippy and Ray J were hooked up again over the weekend, Bobby made kissy face with some unknown chick he met down at The Carter. Check out Rhymes With Snitch for more pictures.

Jesus take the wheel.