Archive for the ‘Hoe Sit Down’ Category

The Horse Is DEAD

February 21, 2008

The Horse Is DEAD

Tiffany (New York) Pollard will be back with a third season of her VH1 reality show, this time sharing the bill with her ne’er-do-well boyfriend George (Tailor Made) Weisgerber.

“The season is going to be called ‘New York Loves Hollywood’ and will follow her attempt to become an actress in Los Angeles,” says an insider.

“They are currently trying to cast established industry people in Hollywood to be on the show with her.”

Fingers are crossed for a hot-tub scene with her and Harvey Weinstein. [source]

Couldn’t VH1 waste their dollars on providing the public with a show that doesn’t inducing vomit? I got the perfect series for the network. Flavor Flav’s mother and Sister Patterson hook up and take the country by storm Oprah and Gayle’s Big Adventure style.

Hell, whatever happened to that Trick Daddy reality show that was supposed to happen a couple years back? I never stopped hoping and dreaming.

Uncle Ruckus Would Never Do This

February 1, 2008

Uncle Ruckus Would Never Do This

Why does it look like somebody photoshopped this broad in? Better yet, why does Curtis resemble that one suspect youth league football coach who is always trying to lure kids over to his car after practice? Tuck your wee wee.

It’s her party and she’ll cry if she wants to.

During his performance at the Paris Hilton-hosted pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine last night, 50 Cent gave a shout out to Paris, who then started singing in the front row.

When the princess decided to get onstage and dance, the hip-hopper quickly instructed her to “Get the f**k off the stage.” She started to cry and tried to plead with the party’s production staff to let her dance, whining, “But it’s my party!”

. . . While Paris was crying, Terrell Owens was having a grand ol’ time singing along to every 50 Cent song and jumping and dancing in front of the stage. Throngs of girls were screaming “T.O.! T.O.!” at him from behind the VIP lines all night so when the Kim Kardashian’s security tried to block him from the VIP area, the gaggle of fans started shouting “But he’s T.O.!” and “But that’s Terrell Owens! You can’t do that!” Soon Kim & Co.’s vision of VIP grandeur was squashed by the presence of actual celebs and sports stars. [source]

Quick Quotes

January 16, 2008

Quick Quotes

“When the gangbangers would try to pull it, I was like, ‘Yo, I will f**k you up. And if you wanna call your cousin, call him. I’ll call me! I’ll call me right now.’ We were shooting TEC-9s when we were babies, so the whole gangsta image, that ain’t nothing.” – – Lupe Fiasco talks gangsta, gangsta for Entertainment Weekly

If you are what you say you are, Lupe. I rock with you and everything but you making this fan shit hard to defend right about now.

[Quote via The Rap Up]

Like A Prayer

January 15, 2008

Like A Prayer

The best candid photo op of Wesley Snipes, ever

Wesley Snipes went on trial on Monday for failing to file U.S. tax returns on tens of millions of dollars in income from 1999 to 2004.

Before court, Snipes appeared at a vigil with the leaders of several predominantly black churches. The pastors followed Snipes to the courthouse and continued to watch when jury selection began.

For this fuckery, I have no words. Don’t go bringing God into this! If it wasn’t Passah Kerney Thomas or DMX acting as Wesley’s footprints in the sand then I don’t really give a good damn. Send his ass to jail!

Free Publicity Season Is Officially Over

January 3, 2008

Free Publicity Season Is Officially Over

Chrissy’s root box game is not be fucked with.

WATCH B2K’s Raz-B is Hanging with Chris Stokes?! [TMZ]

Oh, and WTF was Romeo doing there? LDB couldn’t get in on a free hot meal? Jesus keep me near the cross.

Oh Mooriah

January 2, 2008

Oh Mooriah

Pictures don’t do this broad’s bird brain game justice. Roll that beautiful bean footage.

[Video via Stereohyped]

Ladies, You Know You Want This

December 5, 2007

Quick Quotes

Crunksters of Cleveland you know you want Damon Jones. Or at least he thinks you do.

“Not only am I the most attractive player in Cleveland, I am the most attractive player in the NBA. If I decide to go out to dinner or a club after a game, you’ll never see Damon Jones running behind any women. I don’t have to. Women choose. If a woman is interested in Damon Jones, she’s going to have to pursue me or we will never meet. I don’t have to pursue any woman. I have what every woman wants. I’m attractive, I’m charismatic, I’m rich. I’m every woman’s dream.”

[Quote via Real Gossip 101]

Blame The Blunt

December 3, 2007
Blame The Blunt

A producer from “The Montel Williams Show” has invited a newspaper intern to a taping of the show during which the host would apologize for an angry confrontation with her.

Williams, a patient advocate since being diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, terminated the Friday interview with high school intern Courtney Scott after she asked him: “Do you think pharmaceutical companies would be discouraged from research and development if their profits were restricted?”

Later, he confronted her and two other reporters after mistakenly believing they followed him to the Westin Savannah Harbor. But they were there to cover an unrelated assignment.

Williams walked up to Scott and told her that “I can look you up, find where you live and blow you up,” according to Joseph Cosey, a Web content producer for the newspaper.

Oh really, Montel? Is that how you are getting down now, blowing folks up? I’ve been wanting to say this for years but now I have an actual reason to: HOE SIT DOWN! I would’ve gave your ass a pass if she asked you where you cop your weed from or said something out of the way about your wife but damn.

Fiddy Wants A Piece of Lance’s Ass

October 26, 2007
Fiddy Wants A Piece of Lance Bass’ Ass

Here we go again with this competition for publicity crap! 50 Cent told the New York Daily News that he will beat Lance Bass in the bestseller chart after the pair released books this past Tuesday.

He says, “He doesn’t stand a chance. With me, everything’s a competition, so I bet you the end of next week, I’ll be moving more copies than him. This is the same competition – this is Kanye West and 50 Cent all over again!”

But the former N’Sync member insists he will triumph: “50’s going down, that’s all I have to say. 50, I don’t want to playa-hate, but there’s a lot that my book has that his doesn’t. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have any relationships with guys in that book. [I don’t know now. Tony Yayo, I’m looking at you. – – Fresh] And I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have any space training either.”

GO TEAM LANCE! I hope that our zestfully clean friend beats the pants off of Curtis. And he probably does too (in more ways than one).


September 18, 2007


Activist Najee Ali, director of Project Islamic HOPE and a coalition of other black activists are calling for OJ Simpson to be given bail. At a press conference this morning they announced an e-mail and letter writing campaign to the judge in Las Vegas who has denied Simpson Bail.

Simpson should be presumed innocent until proven guilty, He has no history of ever being convicted of a crime. Alfred Beardsley, one of the sports memorabilia collectors who was in the hotel room, and who Simpson is accused of robbing has said he wants the case dropped and that he’s ‘on O.J.’s side.’

“Walter Alexander, 46, of Mesa, Ariz., a friend of Simpson’s was arrested Saturday night on two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit robbery and burglary with a deadly weapon was released without bail Saturday night. But held with no bail? This is judicial racism at its best and makes a mockery of the justice system.

“I’m not defending O.J. I’m defending the rights of all Americans to have justice in the legal system no matter how despised they are,” stated Najee Ali.

Najee Ali needs to sit the fuck down immediately. I swear son fight all of Al Sharpton’s leftover battles. This is the same momofuka who tried to get people to put their marching shoes over Norbit “being offensive” to Black women and Frenchie Davis getting kicked off a flight for almost suffocating a micro-YT.