Archive for the ‘Fuck Effort’ Category

Going Postal

February 26, 2008

Going Postal

Here’s the brand spankin’ new album cover from Flo Rida [whenever I hear that name I think of somebody hitting the floor J-Sett style, BTW]. You know he is hiding a bag o’ dicks inside one of those boxes! Who has the key?

I’m sure he has a mind blowing explanation for the cover’s concept and what not but I would be lying if I said I was interested in such fuckery. Check out the tracklisting under the cut.

1. American Superstar feat. Lil Wayne
2. Ack Like You Know
3. Elevator feat. Timbaland
4. Roll feat. Sean Kingston
5. Low feat. T-Pain
6. Priceless feat. Birdman
7. Ms. Hangover
8. Still Missin
9. In The Ayer feat. Will.I.Am
10. Me & U
11. All My Life
12. Don’t Know How to Act feat. Yung Joc
13. Freaky Deaky feat. Trey Songz
14. Money Right feat. Rick Ross & Brisco

You Sent It // Project Wedding

February 5, 2008

You Sent It // Project Wedding


I HAD to send this in so that you can post this and clown these people. This is worst than that last wedding you posted.

– – WonderWoman

Here we go with today’s word [unibrow] again.

Heaven I Need A Hug

January 31, 2008

Heaven I Need A Hug

What happens when you take beautiful words of wisdom [“I got a dollar, I got a dollar, I got a dollar, hey hey hey hey”] from ‘The Little Rascals’ original goon Buckwheat and put them over a Meerkat Da Don track? You get a future skrip club anthem, duh!

And before you ask, there is some good ol’ fashion shuckin’ and jivin’ designed just for this song. As much as it pains me to say this, YT can’t crank that Bynum forever.
[Clip via Straight From The A]

Something In The Milk Ain’t Clean

January 22, 2008

Something In The Milk Ain’t Clean

Just when I thought there may be hope for this child. Something deep down in my soul wants me to ignore the fact that Zoe Kravitz was walking around Sundance looking like an extra from ‘Kids,’ but I can’t let this fuckery slide. We’ve got to nip this shit in the bud now before she grows up and complains about people poking fun at her cornrow game in Essence. Forget everything you may have heard, it’s not tres chic to say fuck effort!

Dude, Where’s My Tights?

December 10, 2007

Dude, Where’s My Tights?

First those damn prom pictures now this. I don’t know what is more disturbing, the Moet bucket on the floor [I could use that to put some potted plants in] or almost getting a flash Shi Shi’s coochie. Nelly couldn’t hook his old lady’s little sister up with a pair of Apple Bottoms?

[Flicks via ONTD // Thanks PK]

Fuck Effort At Its Finest

November 19, 2007

Fuck Effort At Its Finest

Kudos to Khia for going above and beyond in trying stay relevant but this shit right here is just all types of wrong. Now if she was walking to the mailbox or going to the corner store for a box of Blacks I would turn my head but she isn’t.

I will give her a little credit for matching her kicks with her outfit but that’s pushing it. She probably copped that shit from somebody’s car trunk. I guess ringtone sales for “Snatch the Cat Back” didn’t shoot through the roof like she expected.

[Flicks via Ozonemag]

Quick Quotes

November 12, 2007

Quick Quotes

I mean really Sister 2 Sister. It’s time to move on from Microsoft Paint. But I digress.

“Karrine’s not a passive girl. She’s a sweetheart. She is. But she’s very aggressive when it comes to her business. So she’s a balanced woman. And she keeps a clean house. She keeps an incredibly clean house. Everything is in order. Her son is very well-mannered. He’s a really, really fine young man. Karrine is outside of all the bullshit that people hype up about the whole ‘Superhead’ thing. She really is a cool chick to kick it with. She can cook. A couple of nights I was out, and I’d come back. And when I came in dinner was waiting on me; she’s seriously a homemaker. She’s very accommodating. Whatever arouses a man, she’ll figure it out. She’ll find it and she’ll master that. If you’re into watching dirty movies, you can sit up and watch dirty movies with her. If you’re gonna turn a ho into a housewife, that’s the one to get.”

– – Eddie Winslow Darius McCrary on his little Susie Homemaker

[Quote + cover via Real Gossip 101]

Kizzy Rowland, This Is Your Future

November 5, 2007

Kizzy Rowland, This Is Your Future

It’s technically no longer the weekend but I don’t have the strength to comment on the state of Gary Coleman’s ash right now. That negroid’s hands look drier than a Bobby Brown’s pinky toes. See you in the morning!

Gary Coleman’s Authentic Game Cube [eBay]


I Vote No

November 2, 2007

I Vote No

For this I have absolutely no words. Say something nice please.

[Thanks Nikki]

You Sent It! // The Queen Needs To Be Dethroned

October 2, 2007
You Sent It! // The Queen Needs To Be Dethroned

What’s up Fresh!

I usually don’t involve myself with filling your inbox with anything, but I felt compelled to send you this pic of Khia partying in the ATL at Gorilla Zoe’s album release party last week. Girlfriend looks a hot crispy mess and needs to be put on blast since she is insisting on representing herself as the “Queen of the South. Byotch Pleeeeeasse . . . lol!

Thanks for keeping the site fresh as you and keep up the great work 🙂

– – Shimara from ATL