Archive for the ‘Dirt Angel’ Category

Ohhh, So This Is The Competition?

February 26, 2008

Ohhh, So This Is The Competition?

Shouts out to everybody who emailed me the above picture of PigPen and his lady friend [fiance?]. She looks like she bathes daily, what’s the deal? Secret Squirrel Lady I see you too, ma! Mama Squirrel is killin’ you hoes in her Nostic corset. [Just in case you have no clue as to as how she got that name, click here]

The Hip-Hop Summit Summit Network recognized Toe Jam, Snoop Dogg, Ciara, Doug E. Fresh, Chris Lighty and Capital Management president Mellody Hobson for their outstanding work and dedication in their respective communities.

Toe Jam To Jump The Broom?

February 26, 2008

Toe Jam To Jump The Broom?

Choir boy grime game proper.

According to cyber homie Illseed over at AHH Rumors, there may be wedding bells for our precious Dirt Angel some time in the future. PigPen allegedly sported his lucky lady to the 5th Annual Hip-Hop Summit Action Network’s Action Awards, but unfortunately I couldn’t come across any flicks of her. Congrats to the happy couple [I guess]!

Jim Jones – "Love Me No More/Byrdgang Money [Feat. Cobe]"

February 19, 2008

Jim Jones – “Love Me No More/Byrdgang Money [Feat. Cobe]”

Ahh, sepia toned Toe Jam, my favorite! I’m not a big fan of this song but the video features a lot of intimate close-ups and randomly draped scarves, making it alright with me.

Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage

February 7, 2008
Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage

Still photography doesn’t do PigPen’s grime game justice. To get the full dusty feet experience you have to watch him in action.

Relax your mind and let your flatulence, erh, conscience free with Toe Jam as his previews snippets from his new mixtape, Harlem’s American Gangsta.

Now, look me in my eyes and tell that Max B wasn’t one of those kids who always asked to borrow a pencil but when they gave it back the eraser was halfway chewed off.

Two Scoops of Raisins

February 4, 2008

Two Scoops of Raisins

Look at PigPen collecting numbers and shit at at the Baby Phat fashion show. Okay kids, say something nice!

Dirt In Motion

January 28, 2008

Dirt In Motion

Ah Dirt Angel! I would be telling a lie if I said that I care about what direction New York City rap is going in but I can’t get enough of PigPen and Erik Parker. God bless them both. Toe Jam’s sleepy eyes are what dreams are made of.

I Vote Yes

November 30, 2007

I Vote Yes

A Dirt Angel sighting is finally upon us. Appreciate and cherish this moment for the rest of your life, why don’t you? Boy, what I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall during that conversation.

PigPen and Lyfe Jennings look like two peas in a dirty ass pod. Lyfe’s filth game may not be up to par with Jim’s illustrious career but give him a little time. I’m sure he has plenty of pickle juice and coffee grounds in that chin strap of his.

Ashanti’s mother Tina Douglas and little sister, Mathew Knowles, and Tiffany Evans were also in the building at the Giant Volume 4 show.

Meet The Secret Squirrel Lady

November 13, 2007
Meet The Secret Squirrel Lady

During an interview with AllHipHop Nancy Jones recently spoke about her son Toe Jam’s funky fashion line Nostic before describing her own unique style.

“. . . I ain’t gonna lie about it, I go into that mood swing type of thing- one time you might see me dressed like the sexy church lady, another time I might be dressed like the secret squirrel lady, another time I might go into that rock and roll. I know if I want to make a difference, that means I have to dress completely different in order for someone to say, “Wow, who is that person, what’s going on?” I tell my daughters: the way you appear makes the whole difference to anybody.”

I know that’s right Nan! Now here is a woman who deserves to have her own clothing line featured on the Home Shopping Network. Ahem.

One question still remains.

The Entire Gallon of Milk Ain’t Clean

November 9, 2007

The Entire Gallon of Milk Ain’t Clean

Here Dirt Angel goes with this shaved pussy face madness again. I like my Toe Jam with a little bit more fuzz, you know. You can bet your bottom dollar that during the course of the evening he made that chickypoo smell his finger at least twice.

And would you check out his little happy feet? Aww, how darling.

Toe Jam And Earl Make A Scene

November 8, 2007

Toe Jam And Earl Make A Scene

Dirt Angel and Juelz Santana acked up at Chris Brown’s album release party on Tuesday night.

The Target-hosted bash went so well that the fire marshal said it had reached capacity 10 minutes before it ended. Unfortunately, that’s when rapper Jim Jones showed up with rapper Juelz Santana and an entourage of a dozen beefy buddies. We watched as Jones took it personally. “You don’t disrespect me, n-!” he yelled as he knocked down the security barricade. Santana and the entourage then bowled over the three bouncers at the door. Twelve more guys followed and a brawl ensued as they tried to pry open the door of the popular nightspot. Reinforcements from inside Tenjune swarmed out and shoved the aggressors back onto the street. Spokesmen for Jones and Santana did not return calls.

I’m so disappointed in PigPen. You would have thought somebody was trying to attack him with a bottle of Dawn and a wash cloth like he was a baby seal after an oil spill. Not a good look.