Archive for the ‘Come On People’ Category

Granny Got It For Cheap

February 6, 2008

Granny Got It For Cheap

Most elderly women I know looking to earn a few extra coins sell candy, snacks, pickles, and frozen cups. Not crack.

Broward County authorities said a grandmother was arrested for hiding cocaine in her bra during a drug raid in Oakland Park. Eight others were also arrested Friday at or near the home of Henrietta Corvin Daise, 62. Many of them were her grandchildren.

Jail records show Daise posted $7,500 bail Saturday, February 2, 2008.

The Broward County Sheriff’s Office said deputies conducted a search warrant on her home and found Daise with powder cocaine stuffed in her bra. Deputies also found 20 crack cocaine rocks, four grams of powder cocaine, marijuana and $1,000 in cash.

The eight face various charges including possession and intent to sell cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church, probation violations and marijuana possession. [source]

SMDH! You know that shit had titty residue on it when the police confiscated it.


You Sent It // Project Wedding

February 5, 2008

You Sent It // Project Wedding


I HAD to send this in so that you can post this and clown these people. This is worst than that last wedding you posted.

– – WonderWoman

Here we go with today’s word [unibrow] again.

Toss Him In Boss

January 29, 2008

Toss Him In Boss

I don’t have a clue as to who this fool is [let’s just call him Tony for now] but he has garnered his own roped off section at the Freshdre Leon Talley Funeral Home. If this is what the talent looked like at the Southern Entertainment Awards no wonder Kia Shine was in the building cranking that Bynum.

Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids. This guy actually wants us to think that tomfoolery is real? Right. Trick Daddy said it best, that shit is foogazi. Where is Uncle Murda when you need him?

I’m Just Saying . . .

January 24, 2008

I’m Just Saying . . .

Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick exchanged romantic text messages with a top aide, contradicting their denials in court that they had romantic ties, a newspaper reported.

The county prosecutor’s office declined to comment on the legal implications of the report, posted Wednesday on the Detroit Free Press’ Web site. A conviction of lying under oath can bring up to 15 years’ imprisonment.

Kilpatrick and Christine Beatty testified last summer in a police whistle-blower lawsuit and denied any sexual or romantic ties in 2002 and 2003. But the Free Press said it examined about 14,000 text messages on Beatty’s city-issued pager [My people, my people. When will we learn? – – Fresh] from those years and found many examples of such ties. [SOURCE]

This would all make for a lovely Tyler Perry stage play.

Come on people! You knew sooner or later you we’re going to get caught. I’m personally pissed that the text messages weren’t more interesting. No “girl, I’m going to put that pussy in a full nelson tonight” or anything! Check out excerpts under the cut.

9/12/02, 10:38 p.m., during trip to Washington, D.C.
Christine Beatty: Can I just come and lay down in your room until you get back?
Kwame Kilpatrick: Yes.
9/13/02, 9:02 a.m. (the next morning)
KK: They were right outside the door. They [the mayor’s bodyguards] had to have heard everything…
CB: So we are officially busted! LOL
KK: LOL LOL! Damn that. Never busted. Busted is what you see! LOL. …
CB: LOL, LOL. Damn, so they have to walk in before you conceed busted! LOL.
KK: Hell yeah. Walk in.
9/15/02, 3:38 a.m. (still in Washington)
CB: I’m on my way to your room now. But by the time you get there I’ll be sleep and it will be 5am!
KK: I got something for you.
CB: LOL. Is that so? I’m in your room. Don’t let Mike check it [an apparent reference to Mike Martin, a bodyguard who often traveled with the mayor]. Are you in route or still hanging? What do you have for me?
9/24/2002, 6:56 p.m.
CB: This is one of those little things I had to tell you. Last night when I was laying on your shoulder in the car and you held my face and sang whatever song it was, that felt so good. It was just one of those little moments when you just made me fall some more.
9/28/2002, 11:53 p.m.
CB: Where are you now?
KK: At home waiting for all EP [executive protection unit officers] to leave. Where are you?
CB: At the residence inn in Madison hgts.
KK: What rm?
CB: …I’m in room 311 in bldg 3 in the back.
10/7/2002, 11:20 p.m.
CB: OK, I’m feeling like I want another night like the most recent Saturday at the Residence Inn! You made me feel so damn good that night. As you can see I can’t let it go! …
KK: I feel that we can do that in WV [West Virginia] + just relax together. I need you soooo bad. I want to wake up in the morning and you are there. Make it happen. Love ya.
10/8/2002, 10:18 a.m.
KK: I’m fine. Need a break. I want to get out of town w/you. Check on resorts outside of Houston.
10/16/02, 11:48 p.m.
KK: I’ve been dreaming all day about having you all to myself for 3 days…relaxing, laughing, talking, sleeping and making love.
10/31/2002, 5:28 p.m.
KK: I’ll feel better once I’m holding you.
CB: You didn’t say whether or not we are trying for some time tonight.
KK: Definitely. I’m getting a room. Damn that!
CB: LOL. Okie dokie.
(Kilpatrick later tells her to pick up room key at Marriott)
11/1/2002, 12:28 a.m.
KK: 6301 or 6302?
CB: Definitely 6302! 6301 has two double beds.
4/8/2003, 8:55 p.m.
KK: I’m at Laker game. The security doesn’t believe I’m mayor. Mike is pulling out all kind of shirt to prove it.
CB: And, did you miss me, sexually?
KK: Hell yeah! You couldn’t tell. I want some more. Don’t sleep!
5/5/2003, midnight
KK: That’s the first time that I couldn’t fully seduce you. My game is off. LOL! Thanx for the conversation and the QT! Love you!
CB: LOL! Your game is way on baby! “you had me at hello!” Jerry McGuire 2000. LOL. I just didn’t want to get caught.

Like A Prayer

January 15, 2008

Like A Prayer

The best candid photo op of Wesley Snipes, ever

Wesley Snipes went on trial on Monday for failing to file U.S. tax returns on tens of millions of dollars in income from 1999 to 2004.

Before court, Snipes appeared at a vigil with the leaders of several predominantly black churches. The pastors followed Snipes to the courthouse and continued to watch when jury selection began.

For this fuckery, I have no words. Don’t go bringing God into this! If it wasn’t Passah Kerney Thomas or DMX acting as Wesley’s footprints in the sand then I don’t really give a good damn. Send his ass to jail!

It’s Cause He’s Black!

November 12, 2007

It’s Cause He’s Black!

Oh Wesley.

Wesley Snipes claims a central Florida county is too racist to allow him to get a fair trial on tax evasion charges. An October 2006 federal indictment charges Snipes with fraudulently claiming refunds totaling nearly $12 million in 1996 and 1997 for income taxes already paid.

The 45-year-old star of the “Blade” trilogy and other films also was charged with failure to file returns from 1999 through 2004.

He is scheduled to go on trial in Ocala in January.

In a motion filed Monday in U.S. District Court, Snipes’ lawyer argued that the U.S. Attorney’s Office willfully selected the Marion County seat of Ocala because prosecutors “deliberately chose the most racially discriminatory venue available to the government with the best possibility of an all-white Southern jury where Snipes has never resided.”

Snipes’ co-defendant, Eddie Ray Kahn, operated his Guiding Light of God Ministries, which prosecutors claim provided tax evasion information, from neighboring Lake County.

The motion, which seeks to have the charges dismissed or the trial moved to New York, describes the area as “a hotbed of Klan activity where the Klan adopted highways to commemorate the Klan and the Confederate flag flies over government property.” (source)

So where is Jesse Jackson when you need him?

Walking it out at the Writer’s Strike at Fox Plaza. Good grief.

Standing At The Bus Stop Court House Sucking On A Lollipop

November 9, 2007
Standing At The Bus Stop Court House Sucking On A Lollipop

It looked like the Soul Train Awards at a Manhattan court on Wednesday as Remy Ma, Busta Rhymes, Ja Rule, Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, and Lil’ Wayne appeared to deal with their assorted criminal cases. Too bad I don’t feel like posting all of that fug.

Remy appeared in front of a judge following her arrest and arraignment in July on attempted-murder charges in relation to a shooting outside a New York club. Sher is accused of shooting her close friend, Makeda Barnes-Joseph, twice in the stomach following a violent altercation that was reportedly about money missing from the her purse.

It’s such a relief to know that Cognac Jack is taking this whole going to court thing so seriously. I was worried for a minute there.

Your Two Cents Required

October 24, 2007

Your Two Cents Required // Robert Bailey of the Jena 6 Stuntin’ On MySpace

A YouTube clip created with pictures from one of the Jena 6’s MySpace profile has been making it way around the web. Thoughts?