Archive for the ‘And I Don’t Need A Label For This Shit’ Category

Quick Quotes

February 26, 2008
Quick Quotes

Khia, if you are going to crack funnies at the expense of others on your MySpace profile try not to make yourself look ignorant in the process. “Loose weight.” “Ask Trina she’s are new spokes women.” “Garentee.”

*in best Kizzy Rowland voice* Children, school, stay in, it.

“Janet Jackson is a star it’s no question but we’re a little tired of those “Thriller” dancing routines. And all that other stuff she got going on there’s a new generation out here and she only did a handful of features with her brother, Busta, me. I mean she doesn’t really do ’em, but she’s getting old so it’s now it’s…you ain’t in competition with me—give back. I mean that was an opportunity where she could of introduced me, she was on Tyra she was on all those other shows. I didn’t really need that and I don’t do features so I’m not going to say, “Janet I needed you.” But, you called me to do the song, you know I’m an independent female you know I’m a black woman. You already know how much they give us hell, you aint even recovered from the t-shirt malfunction, you’ll never be where Mariah is at right now because you’re Janet—that’s the same thing I go through.”

— Khia on Janet again // via CL

[Thanks Jaylah]

15 Year Old At The Center of Violent Love Triangle

February 19, 2008

15 Year Old At The Center of Violent Love Triangle

A love triangle turns violent. Two twenty-something women fighting over the same guy. One pulls out a gun and starts shooting. But in this case the guy the women were fighting over is barely old enough to get a driver’s permit.

The shooting happened the day after Valentine’s Day at the Cypress Garden Apartments.

“We’re starting to get cases on women just like anything else,” said Lt. Nathan Berryman with the Memphis Police Dept. “It’s not male exclusive crime anymore.”

Police say 20-year-old Cherry Wright tried to kill her boyfriend’s ex during a drive-by shooting. According to the report, she rolled up to 23-year-old Lakeviette Smith’s apartment, pointed a gun out the window and started firing at her.

The guy they’re fighting over was behind the wheel. He’s only 15 years old.

“He could be 15, he could be 20. You have conflict between people that doesn’t de-escalate. It just keeps going and going,” said Lt. Berryman.

And it doesn’t end there. Fortunately Smith wasn’t hit, but police say with all the gunfire Wright accidentally shot her teenage boyfriend in the neck.

He’s charged with helping her gun down his ex, who also happens to be pregnant with his child. [source]

I have no words for this fuckery.

More Sound Advice From Khia

February 14, 2008

More Sound Advice From Khia

Please do not ask me what this picture is for nor why Khia and her crew are dress like extras from T.I.’s “Hurt” video. I am just as clueless as you are. But while we are on the subject of the thug misses, let’s see what advice she is serving up in her advice column this month.

And for the record I’m not responsible for the fuckery that lies ahead.

[Gracias Tootie for the flick!]

Khia, you so fine with them big ass titties. What it take for a nigga to get at you? I’m a real street nigga, I’m a thug, what else do you need? What type of niggas you like and how should a nigga holla at you?

– – A Real Street Nigga From Daytona, FL

What’s really hood Street Nigga,

Now you know I love my thugs, but for some reason some of ya’ll don’t know the art of thug passion or even how to love at all. That’s why I know we got a lot of fake thugs out here because real thugs is love.They don’t mind looking out and don’t feel like you trying him. When you ask for something, shit real thugs don’t have to ask because its already done, hello! But naw, it don’t take much to win me over because I like to love and spoil my thugs, so its always tip for tap.

I love to shop, travel, write, and perform little private shows when I make a new hit so he would have to love music and have a fun personality. I just like to have fun so he would have to be lovable and outgoing, thugged out, and respectable. Someone who loves his mother and keeps God first, but will still whoop a nigga’s ass is he disrespects. So all I can say is come and get what you want. I like a man who knows his places, drives his car fast, and takes the lead while I follow. A thug that knows how to let me have my way and still gets his point across because what he says goes in the bed and out, hello! I’m single again!!!! LOL

Kids, stay the fuck in school.

I’m Just Saying . . .

February 12, 2008

I’m Just Saying . . .

Did the same promoter from the light skinned libra bash have anything to do with this fuckery?

[Thanks Fabian]

Heaven I Need A Hug

February 6, 2008

Heaven I Need A Hug

So this is how we are spending our ringtone money, on dildos and the like? For this fuckery I have no words for today. Yah bitch yah!

[Flick via The Fury]

Prince Akeem, Come And Get Your Jump-Off

January 31, 2008

Prince Akeem, Come And Get Your Jump-Off

A woman accused of leaving eight children with little food and no money while she traveled to Africa to marry a man she met on the Internet has been arrested.

Shanell Monique Mosley, 33, was met by authorities as she got off an Air France jet Monday at George Bush Intercontinental Airport, Harris County sheriff’s spokesman Sgt. David Crain said Tuesday, January 29, 2008.

Charged with child endangerment and child abandonment for leaving the children in squalid conditions, Mosley was expected to have an attorney appointed for her at a Wednesday court appearance.

After the children were discovered alone in the home in early January, officials learned Mosley went to Nigeria to marry an Internet acquaintance.

When she left for Nigeria on December 31, Mosley told her 15 year-old daughter she would return in a month, child welfare officials said.

Prosecutor John Jordan said Mosley’s six children, now in foster homes, were starving and her older children couldn’t recall their own birth dates.

Mosley’s children are ages 1, 7, 8, 9, 15 and 16, Jordan said. The other two children found in the home were 3 and 4 year-olds the family cared for on behalf of a single father who worked, Jordan said. [SOURCE]

WTF Files: American Gangster Wedding

January 28, 2008

WTF Files: American Gangster Wedding


I know I should be disturbed by the guns, general fuckery, and what not but I can’t seem to get pass the 19 year old flower girl. My people, my people.

More Sound Advice From Khia Part 4

January 15, 2008

More Sound Advice From Khia Part 4

I have been posting letters letters from Khia’s advice column in Hood magazine for a while now but this one takes the cake. Enjoy!

Khia,

Hey girl I hope you choose this to go in the magazine. My name is Lashawn and I’m seventeen down here in Dade county. Anyway I just had my second baby from a grown ass man, 27 to be exact, who said he was gone be there after the baby was born.

He kept fucking me while I was pregnant all the way up to the doctor said I couldn’t have any more sex. After that he disappeared. I feel so lost. What should I do?

– – LaShawn


AMBER ALERT!

Somebody call the police, there’s a molestor on the loose!!!! Oh my bad, I guess I’m the only one who see’s this is a crime. What’s really hood Lashawn? Sorry to be so blunt but you were fucking a child molestor and be glad he’s gone. I know you may think you’re in love, but this was never love on his end. This was a grown ass man fucking a vulnerable child, now about to be a mother. My advice to you is it’s time to grow up and the first lesson you have to learn is:

Don’t trust no nigga
Trust no man but God
Love yourself and respect your body
Don’t let anyone talk you out of your panty pudding

You let this man fuck you with no protection and get you pregnant. Girl you slipping and its time for you to start preparing for your child. He or she needs you to give them the love that you missed along the way and trust me you won’t find that love in any man, only from God and within yourself. Get prayed up and surround yourself with women of wisdom who can help you along the way. Why are you worried about the man, its time to give all that love and energy to your child and I promise you he/she will love you back and never leave you. With big sister love, I’m praying for you and your family!!!

Bizzy Bone + DMX + A Graveyard = One Bad Idea

January 10, 2008

Bizzy Bone + DMX + A Graveyard = One Bad Idea

Whoever approved this video concept needs to lose their job, STAT.

Rappers Bizzy Bone and DMX will team up later this month to shoot a video for Bizzy Bone’s latest single “A Song for You.”

According to director Ethan Lader, the video for the song will be shot January 21 in Phoenix, Arizona, where they will turn a cemetery into a video set.

“The passion, the power, the pain will be brought to life through this video,” Lader told AllHipHop.com in a statement. “It’s about vibe, mood, and imagery. We will journey with Bizzy Bone as he travels through a prolific cemetery; a cemetery that has all the fallen soldiers of our Hip-Hop community buried together, united together. The vibe throughout is one of hope and strength.”

“A Song for You” is an interpolation of Donny Hathaway’s 1971 classic composition “A Song for You.” [source]

I hate to bring up old shit but . . .

. . . and with that being said, could you imagine X and Bizzy arguing over a dressing room area? We will all be “going through a spiritual battle, fo’ real.”

Seriously, What In The Blue Hell?

December 31, 2007

Seriously, What In The Blue Hell?

I have no words for this fuckery. My soul is caving in as we speak. Please say something nice.