Archive for the ‘All Types of Wrong’ Category

It’s Murda

January 24, 2008

It’s Murda

I know the majority of you don’t give two shits about Uncle Murda [who looks a lot like Ness from Da Band IMO] but I couldn’t let this ignorant jewel go unnoticed.

SOHH has confirmed that Roc-A-Fella rapper Uncle Murda has checked himself out of the hospital yesterday (Jan. 22) after being shot in the head on Tuesday (Jan. 22).

“That’s Uncle Murda, he don’t die,” Murda’s manager Hood told SOHH exclusively.

By law, the hospital has to notify police whenever a shooting victim is treated. But the rapper, who’s latest release is ironically titled “Respect the Shooter,” is keeping mum about who did the shooting or even if it’s known who the trigger man is.

“The police know about as much as you know, nothin’,” Hood said. “Uncle Murda don’t deal with no police, he deals with the streets. We don’t talk to police.” [source]


December 20, 2007


For this shit I have absolutely, positively no words.

In an effort to “reach those suburban white kids like Kanye did,” rapper Lil Wayne has announced that he will be working with shiny-faced pretty boy Zac Efron on an upcoming album titled High School Musical 2: Non-Stop Dance Party. More importantly, Efron has also used the opportunity to pretend he’s black enough to sling around the n-word.

According to a reporter from the OC Weekly, the unlikely tandem had the following interaction at Wayne’s brand-new Miami mansion (where, the piece also informs us, a Juicy Fruit-dispensing bathroom attendant is on the premises full-time):

“‘What’s up, my nigga?’ Efron says, giving Wayne a pound, a hug, and then, to my astonishment, a full-on kiss, reminiscent of the one Wayne famously gave his surrogate father Baby last year.”

The hello kiss in question led many to believe that Wayne, who also has a faux-bronze nude statue of himself at the house, is a homosexual. Luckily, Efron has never been the subject of similar rumors! [source via Dlisted]

You know Baby was watching from the top of the stairs [Little Richard style] tweaking his nipples.

[Thanks Jack Potts]

EDIT: Turns out this shit was all a joke. Did you laugh? Well?

Star-Spangled Fug

December 17, 2007

Star-Spangled Fug

A couple of nights ago I saw Deelishis of ‘Flavor of Love’ fame [yes, I’m making quotation marks with my fingers] on the cover of some men’s magazine showing off her booty meat, talking about a tribute to the soldiers. Excuse me but Khia is what the G.I.’s need to be getting a glimpse of while laying in their bunks!

The weed plant, the bottle of Hynotiq, the heavy Chevy sitting on them thangs . . . I don’t know where to begin.
[Thanks Keelo]

You Sent It! // Is This Bytch Serious?

December 14, 2007

You Sent It! // Is This Bytch Serious?


Have you seen this bullshyt?

Karrine “sperm-by-the-pound” Steffans has the NERVE to be selling her worn, STD-filled cum rags in her “boutique” on-line. Giiiiirl, stop. Honey, why the hell would I buy a Zara dress for $75 that your nasty-azz cooch has touched (cause I know you don’t wear draws), when I could get it at the store *singing a la Coming to America* completely free from infection for that price? Judging by her markdowns, that last edition of the Vixen Diaries must not be doing so well, eh? Dayum Karrine, you already hocking personal items on the internet? Don’t you have to be a real star to do that? And one that people actually LIKE? I’m guessing the CDC is gonna buy all this stuff to take samples and figure out a vaccine to HIV. I guess, then, she’s helping all of us. Holla!


SURVEY SAYS! Ain’t nothing wrong with owning a piece of history!

Yeah right.

Everybody Has A Twin, Right?

November 29, 2007

Everybody Has A Twin, Right?

I don’t usually peruse TMZ much but thank goodness you guys stay on top of it.

Gary Dourdan (left) stars in the hit CBS show “CSI.” Demitris Hirsch (right) was arrested yesterday in Lafayette, La. on charges of aggravated battery with a dangerous weapon.

[source // Thanks Kai]

Will You Wear My Promise Ring?

November 26, 2007
Will You Wear My Promise Ring?

Let’s play a little pre-Skanksgiving catch up.

The Digital Spy reported last week that famed pimp Bishop Don Magic Juan and James Brown’s widow Tomi Rae have swapped diamond rings. I know what you are thinking and I thought matching pimp goblets would have been more their speed but whatever.

Magic Juan said: “She says I’m the only one to make her cry and smile at the same time.” [I’m not 100 percent sure that I am in love with this statement. – – Fresh]

But Bishop admitted that he has to keep the relationship quiet because her lawyers believe it would not go down well in court if she were linked to the colourful character.

He said: “They won’t let us have it that way, and I understand.”

But Tomi Rae has denied that she is in a relationship with the former pimp and insisted they are just close friends, saying: “I gave him a ring, but it was just a gift. As far as I’m concerned, I’m the Godmother of Soul and I have no intentions of being with anybody else.”

A hot damn mess. More Tomi Rae fun under the cut.

I don’t care what anybody says, this never gets old. “I’ll kill ya if you leave!”

Question of the Day

October 17, 2007

Question of the Day

Something in the milk ain’t clean! It’s floating around at the top of the glass. What is it?

I’m Just Saying . . .

October 12, 2007
I’m Just Saying . . .

Heart attack on Monday, front row at a fashion show on Thursday. Word to Nippy.

[Nippy audio via FourFour]

My Big Fat Tranny Funeral

October 3, 2007
My Big Fat Tranny Funeral

Sanjaya & Brooke Hogan; Bobby Trendy; Jonny Fairplay

Presented to you commentary free, the 2007 Fox Reality Awards. Enjoy.

Ant; Saph-whatever the hell, I don’t have the patience today; Chris Crocker

Janice Dickinson & Richard Rubin ; Perez Hilton; Willie Mack

Alexis Arquette & Chris Crocker

Thinking She Was Number One When She Just A Jump Off

September 28, 2007

Thinking She Was Number One When She Just A Jump Off

Sandra Rose always has the scoop when it comes to celebrity dirt in ATL. This time she has the inside dish about Young Jeezy’s love triangle involving Keyshia Cole and a young lady name Mialy.

Long story short, Keyshia got tired of Jeezy running around on her so she decided to let him go.

An inside source tipped Sandra off to the relationship drama that went down between Keylolo and Mialy last summer in an Atlanta restaurant:

Well, as for Jeezy, my girl is a Cuban girl. Well, they have been sleeping together for about 3yrs, & we ran into him & Keyshia at spondivtz the other week… Well, Jeezy (who code name is Chevy’s) saw us walk in. Well, he got up & left Keyshia to sit with Mialy & us… he just got up & was like, ‘I need to holla at my peoples.’ [Keyshia] was mean mugging but she didn’t cut up. Mialy wouldn’t have tripped on him either way because, again, she has been fucking with him for 3yrs. [Keyshia] was talking to his boys because she couldn’t really figure out if we were friend or foe. But let me say, she played her cards well. She is not some hood rat girl with nothing too lose. I think that she was thinking about it. Well, he paid our tab (it was like 5 of us) & he and his crew continued to chill there after we left.

Scandalous! I am going to assume that Keyshia’s mama nor sister Neffie was in the building, because you already know what would have happened. According to the holy grail that is Wikipedia, Mama Cole has been arrested over 30 times. So I think it is safe to say that she is not afraid to catch a charge, no?

I want to take the opportunity to reiterate that all this drama was over Young Jeezy. YOUNG JEEZY. His pipe (or cake daddy) game must be out of this blipping world.