SMOOCHES!

SMOOCHES!

For this shit I have absolutely, positively no words.

In an effort to “reach those suburban white kids like Kanye did,” rapper Lil Wayne has announced that he will be working with shiny-faced pretty boy Zac Efron on an upcoming album titled High School Musical 2: Non-Stop Dance Party. More importantly, Efron has also used the opportunity to pretend he’s black enough to sling around the n-word.

According to a reporter from the OC Weekly, the unlikely tandem had the following interaction at Wayne’s brand-new Miami mansion (where, the piece also informs us, a Juicy Fruit-dispensing bathroom attendant is on the premises full-time):

“‘What’s up, my nigga?’ Efron says, giving Wayne a pound, a hug, and then, to my astonishment, a full-on kiss, reminiscent of the one Wayne famously gave his surrogate father Baby last year.”

The hello kiss in question led many to believe that Wayne, who also has a faux-bronze nude statue of himself at the house, is a homosexual. Luckily, Efron has never been the subject of similar rumors! [source via Dlisted]

You know Baby was watching from the top of the stairs [Little Richard style] tweaking his nipples.

[Thanks Jack Potts]

EDIT: Turns out this shit was all a joke. Did you laugh? Well?

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