Rihanna Can’t Stand Under My Umbrella

Rihanna Can’t Stand Under My Umbrella

Klingon race rejoice! Your fearless leader has returned with her new single “Umbrella” featuring Jay-Z. I’m suing her ass for stealing a track I made in ’93 on the Casio keyboard I got for X-mas. Speaking of which, her singing reminds me of Heidi Klum’s Christmas carol “Wonderland.”

Listen to “Umbrella”