Archive for January, 2007

CoCo And Ice-T Set To Dish Out Love Advice

January 31, 2007

CoCo And Ice-T Set To Dish Out Love Advice

Ice-T and his wife, model Nicole (CoCo) Austin, are ready to dole out relationship advice. “Me and Ice are currently writing a book about creating and maintaining a successful relationship,” CoCo told us yesterday. “We have had great success in balancing our careers and private lives, and we would like to share some of that knowledge with others who are in need of guidance and/or inspiration.” I know I’ve always wondered how CoCo balances. (source)

This news comes too little too late for me. My old folks got divorced for the second time (yes, second) last year. After 25 years of on and off marital bliss and bullshit their relationship could’ve been salvaged by my Mom taking a trip down to Fredrick’s of Hollywood.

The Game feat. Kanye West – "Wouldn’t Get Far"

January 31, 2007
The Game feat. Kanye West – “Wouldn’t Get Far”

I try to be diplomatic when it comes to the video chicks and aspiring models out there since I do respect their hustle to a certain extent. But um, Gloria Velez, WTF? If someone called me a hoe the last thing I would do is appear in the video co-signing the shit. Bitch really didn’t get far.

I’m going to agree with my dude Greg on this one. The Game is just as trif as the video vixens he name drops in the song. The man bragged about fingering Vida Guerra like a 12 year old boy. Need I say more?

Star Tracks: Eve

January 31, 2007
Star Tracks: Eve

@ The L.A. Lakers vs. New York Knicks Game

Vanessa Minillo (who attended the game with one of my YT boyfriends, Nick Lachey) and Eve are up to no good in this picture. Heaven only know what they are actually discussing.

The guy in the middle is rumored to be Eve’s new love interest. Hope she has better luck with him then her last relationship with the King of Zumunda.


Coke Is It

January 31, 2007
Coke Is It

Jay-Z got it for cheap, ya’ll.

Rapper Jay-Z is to leave the advertising world fizzing with anticipation after agreeing to help soft drinks giant Coca-Cola relaunch its Cherry Coke line.

The 99 Problems star’s Rocawear firm will design the new Cherry Coke can and the product’s TVcommercials, and Jay-Z will appear at its 7 February (07) relaunch at New York Fashion Week.

Rocawear’s Jameel Spencer says, “Besides just recording, he’s making TV commercials and campaigns for brands… who is better than Coke? They’re the biggest. His role is helping brands not get it wrong the way McDonald’s did with African-Americans rapping about French fries. There’s a reassurance that they won’t appear like an out-of-touch uncle trying to act cool.” (source)

Jameel Spencer, come to Jesus. You and I both know that there isn’t shit appealing about a camel quenching his thirst with Cherry Coke.

Times like this I wish the old Roc-A-Fella crew was still hanging tough like New Kids on the Block. Could you imagine Beanie Sigel holding a gun to some kid’s head telling him “he better get down or lay down” when it came to this Cherry Coke game? It’s real in these streets son!

‘Constellation’ Trailer

January 31, 2007
‘Constellation’ Trailer

Last night while I was flipping back and forth between ‘To Catch A Predator’ (that’s some must see TV for your ass) and ‘American Idol’ I ran across this commerical for a film featuring Billy Dee Williams, Gabrielle Union, Hill Harper and Zoe Saldana called ‘Constellation.’
Instead of watching LisaRaye and Bobby Brown’s [1] dynamic on screen chemistry in ‘Gang of Roses’ on BET this Friday night check this film out. If you don’t Billy Dee is going to pout a nice cold Colt 45 over your dome.


[1] Bobby’s character name in the movie is Left Eye Watkins. I’m surprised the director didn’t try to incorporate Chilli’s name in the mix.

Benzino The Sex Machine

January 30, 2007
Benzino The Sex Machine


Another day, another dollar, another D-List celebrity sex tape released to the internet.

Move over Dustin Diamond, former co-owner of The Source Ray “Benzino” Scott is trying to take your spot. While I will give Zino points for his, ahem, ass munching technique I am going to have to deduct a few from his total score since there is no man meat any where to been seen.

Where’s the beef? Shout out to the homie Miss Info for dropping this “jewel.”

And in other penis related news, check out what ‘Stomp The Yard’ star Brian J. White is working with over at Rhymes With Snitch. This is also NSFW so click at your own risk.

Watch the video // NSFW (Not Safe For Work) // Warning: Video may dry out your vagina to excruciating levels or make your penis permanently limp.

Diddy Takes Sienna Home

January 30, 2007

Diddy Takes Sienna Home

Diddy spent an entire night partying with new friend Sienna Miller this past Sunday. The pair were then caught sneaking into the actress’s hotel at 9am.

Diddy met the actress at Sundance and are said to be nothing more than friends. When he was spotted by the paparazzi outside of Miller’s hotel he asked them to delete their pictures and said: “I was just being a gentleman and dropping her off. We all hang out together but there’s no more to it than that.”

Meanwhile on the other side of town Sienna’s ex-husband Jude Law was busy banging Kim Porter’s back out. Ha! If only that was true.

Just prepare yourself for the damage control that is going to soon follow. He’s going to take Kim out to dinner at a paparazzi friendly location like Mr. Chows or shopping to try to redeem himself.

Like my mother would say, a hit dog will always bark. If it was so innocent then he shouldn’t have a problem.

YouTube Clip of the Day

January 30, 2007

YouTube Clip of the Day

Since I was a busy attending my local pre-school and watching ‘Jem’ in 1989 I didn’t catch this the first time around. Thank God for YouTube. This song and video is classic material for all the wrong reasons but I can’t control myself from doing the “Happy Feet” dance to it.

“Not your teeth, put your mouth.”

Quote of the Day

January 30, 2007
Quote of the Day

“Michael, I feel, needs to become a Muslim because I think it’s a great protection for him from all the things that he’s been attacked with, which are false.”

– – Jermaine Jackson aka A Raisin In The Sun

Now That’s What I Call A Shaq Attack

January 30, 2007

Now That’s What I Call A Shaq Attack

Shaquille O’Neal put his police skills to use early Sunday.

O’Neal, the Miami Heat’s All-Star center and a reserve officer with the Miami Beach Police Department, followed a driver who allegedly crashed into his Cadillac Escalade and tried to flee the scene, the team said.

O’Neal and bodyguard Jerome Crawford followed the driver for about five minutes. When the driver, identified by the Miami Herald as 18-year-old Emmnueo Cibrin of Tampa, stopped near a gas station, O’Neal approached the car and summoned a nearby police officer.

Police did not release an incident report Sunday night. Miami-Dade Corrections officials said they had no record of anyone by Cibrin’s name being booked on a criminal charge, and it was unclear if he was ticketed for any moving violations.

The incident happened around 4 a.m., shortly after the Heat got home from a Saturday game in Chicago. O’Neal was helping Crawford, a team security official, unload luggage outside Crawford’s home in Miami’s Coconut Grove neighborhood when the accident occurred. (source)

In all honestly the only reason why I even bothered posting this story is to include this oh so sweet picture.

KAZAAM!