Archive for September, 2005

Its All On You

September 30, 2005
It’s All On You
Since I don’t have anything worth speaking on today (as you can probably tell) I decided to let ya’ll do the dirty work. Plug your sites, talk about whatever is on your mind, and post links to interesting stories/pictures. Make me laugh for once, heh.
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What’s That Smell?

September 29, 2005
What’s That Smell?

aww skeet skeet

Launching a fragrance line has been the new trend in Hollyhood lately. Celebrities such as Ashanti and Kimora Lee Simmons have been busy on the ho stroll promoting their new products. Hell even Trina got in on it.

PSA

September 29, 2005

PSA

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And yes I am country as hell, so? LOL . . .

Guess Who

September 28, 2005

Guess Who’s Bizzack?

Hmmm...I wonder who

Buzz Notes Quickie

September 28, 2005
Buzz Notes Quickie

Fat Joe, Kanye West, Young Jeezy, Paul Wall and Remy Martin have been doing their bit to clean up the New York streets by staging a free concert for kids. The kids did four hours of community service, cleaning up the streets for a free ticket.

I made my bed, washed the dishes, and took out the trash. So where’s my concert?

Michael Jackson plans to reinvent himself as a booty-chasing rapper. The troubled singer believes the image of a womanising hip-hop star is the perfect way to come back after his acquittal on child-sex charges. Sources say the one-time King of Pop plans to return with a new harder sound. The 47-year-old is also writing a charity single to help victims of Hurricane Katrina.

– The New York Daily News reports that Destiny’s Child star Beyonce Knowles appeared out of her element at the Bon Jovi concert at Madison Square Garden on Monday night. She accompanied boyfriend Jay-Z, who was there as president of Def Jam to check out the Island Def Jam label’s star rockers. “Anybody who still thinks her relationship with Jay-Z is just a publicity stunt should have seen the look on her face,” laughed a spy. “She was definitely being the dutiful girlfriend. She didn’t know any of the songs, and they left before the end of the show.”

In Bey-Z (you saw that shit here first) related news, check out Jay’s main chick rocking the Miss Celie hat. I guess she didn’t feel like putting her wig on. Its cool though, my Grandma does the same shit.

– Hulking hip-hop boss Marion “Suge” Knight is considering quitting the rap game and becoming a college football coach. The Death Row Records founder, who was shot in the leg last month, says he wants to take gang youths in L.A. and turn them into athletes. “I’m at a point where probably in the next couple of years I’m gonna go coach football,” he tells contactmusic.com. “It’s something I enjoy. I don’t need a paycheck for it.” The 325-pound Knight went to University of Nevada at Las Vegas on a football scholarship and briefly played for the Oakland Raiders.

You would have to be smoking that shit Paris Hilton chiefs on to let your child play for Suge. If the kids lose they will probably be hung from a building by their ankles.

Eww

September 27, 2005
Oh Hell To The Nah, Put Your Clothes Back On ASAP

Believe it or not I do try to keep this site far away from NSFW land. I realize that a good percent ofyou all are at work and I don’t want you to get got by boss man.Today good people I must make an exception. I promise its nothing too too bad but ugh worthy nevertheless. So I hope I don’t lose any of you but I have got to share this.
I was checking my email today when I was tipped off to some new photos of Brittany (from College Hill “fame”). Like all good reality skanks trying to get an extra 15 seconds of limelight she has decided to get stankdafied. As the images loaded up on my screen I damn near spit out my pineapple Jarritos soda. Whoop that trick!

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I always expected that the “no drawls” girl from season one would be the first person to get nekkid but I guess I was wrong. All I’m going to say is baby girl needs to trim that shit up. Please note that I’m not trying to incite a riot (I miss that guy already) or anything when it comes to the whole natural vs. shaven kitty debate. You gotta go to Negrodamus’ site for that.

I got a crisp five dollar bill that says one of the new girls from Making the Band 26 will be doing the same real soon.

Buzz Notes

September 27, 2005

Buzz Notes

He’s Gonna Feel That One In The Morning

In one of the more bizarre accounts of artist/fan interactions, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony’s Layzie Bone almost lost a finger on Saturday when an irate fan tried to bite it off during a scuffle. According to a source close to the group, Layzie, Krayzie and Wish Bone were in Palm Springs, California, to perform at a club and before they could even get to the venue, the show was canceled. Bone’s camp said police intervened, fearing gang violence, but a spokesperson for the police said that was not the case and that if the show was canceled it was because the promoter did not obtain the proper permits from the city. In any event, Bone Thugs visited another local club, Havana, and then headed back to their hotel, a Holiday Inn Express in Cathedral City, where the madness occurred. According to the Bone camp, Layzie and his wife were in one of the rooms with some friends and invited some fans up to mingle. There was an undisclosed amount of men and women in the room when one of the men attacked Layzie, apparently disgruntled because of the show’s cancellation. The distraught man was able to bite down on one of the rapper’s fingers and pierced the skin all the way to the bone. The man was then held by Layzie’s friends until police arrived. Police said the attacker was not arrested because Layzie Bone refused to press charges or even cooperate with authorities. Bone was rushed to a hospital, where doctors were able to save his appendage. The fleet-mouthed rapper’s finger was stitched up and Layzie is said to be resting in Hawaii with his wife. Despite suffering extreme pain, Layzie is expected to meet up with his group in two weeks to continue recording a new album.

Lil Kim Cut Down To Size In Prison

Lil’ Kim has been given a horrid haircut butchering her long locks, according to a prisoner who was released from the Philadelphia detention center just as the rapper was admitted to begin her 366-day sentence for perjury. “She looked like a wreck,” Shaki Muhammad, 40, who had just served three months, tells the New York Post. “She didn’t look anything like she did on the outside.” Muhammad also told the paper that prisoners besieged the 4’11”, 30-year-old Kim (real name: Kimberly Jones) with highly personal questions about her sex life and plastic surgery. (more)

ANTM Tidbit

Could America’s Next Top Model once have had a penis? I’m just saying.

The H.A.M. Awards

September 27, 2005
The Second Annual H.A.M. Awards
This was so bad I had to dedicate a post to it.

– Sheryl Underwood gives a new meaning to the color purple. Purple lipstick, purple eye shadow, purple gums. Why is she showing the stretch marks across her breast? That’s not hot. Foxy are you looking at this? This may be you in a couple of years, keep playing.

– Who are you and why did you come?

– I know Richard Pryor isn’t dead but after seeing Kim Whitley squeeze into this tight ass dress he will surely collapse on the floor. I will give her props on her hair and make up which looked great (compared to everyone else). But getting Chung Lee over at the flea market to iron a picture on your cocktail dress is not a good idea.

– Bernie Mac should kick your ass for walking out the house like this.

– Everybody can’t afford diamonds from Jacob’s. Its a sad reality, yes I know. However, you can cop one of those $.99 necklaces from Fashion Bug and show out! Why does she have on that fire truck engine red lipstick and clown make up? I’m not going to mention her pimp cup because that’s so 2003.

– Miss Black California looked country as hell. You don’t have to wear your slash everywhere now that you’ve won. Do you see me wearing my cap and gown to church? No.

– Judge Mablean usually looks great on Divorce Court. So why is she wearing that thick ass make up they put on the dead?

– Finally, the mess of the evening award goes to Thea. I used to love watching her show back in the day but urgh, honey has fell completely off. I don’t know WTF is going on with her now days. First off lets talk about her 10 different tattoos across her chest. Is it just me or does that shit look like one of those NFL jackets with all the different team logos? Second, where the fuck is her shoes? And lastly, its bad when a man in drag is sexier than you.

Its plenty more mess available at Getty images. I’m sorry but I can’t continue.

Kanye West = Mr. Pee Body

September 26, 2005

Kanye West = Mr. Pee Body


Kanye West has an embarrassing past – he constantly urinated in his pants during his school days. The rapper reveals he was known as ‘the pee boy’ growing up because he suffered from humiliating toilet trouble. He tells US magazine Radar, “I remember one time peeing on myself on the way to a banquet. I had this nice rayon shirt on and these linen shorts, because I’d always be dressed really good. Pee across the front of your shorts – it fucks up your entire outfit.”



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Ye was also recently interviewed by Fiona Apple. In the interview Kanye tells Ms. Apple that he holds her ‘higher than Lauryn Hill in his eyes.’ Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion but thats like comparing apples and oranges. Lame pun intended.

Don’t forget that you can catch Pee Boy along with Ciara, Nelly, Snoop and others at the Hip Hop Honors show tonight on VH-1 at 9pm.

Buzz Notes

September 26, 2005

Buzz Notes

H.A.M. of the Week

Golden Brooks is a total mess I don’t know what type of “girlfriends” she has that would let her walk out of the house looking like this. Somebody give her a perm and some MAC with the quickness.

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edit / / I almost forgot to mention that Charlie Wilson is a close second.


D’Angelo Is Not Dead

R&B star D’Angelo is still hospitalized at VCU Medical Center after a September 19 car crash in Powhatan County. At last report he was listed in critical condition. D’Angelo, whose real name is Michael E. Archer, and Lynne Sellers were in a Hummer SUV on Route 711 just west of Route 288 when the accident occurred. Around 7:45 pm the Hummer ran off the right shoulder, crossed the road, ran off the left shoulder and then slammed into a fence and flipped. D’Angelo was not wearing a seat belt and was thrown from the car. He was airlifted to VCU Medical Center. Sellers was wearing her seat belt and was treated for her injuries and released. D’Angelo is hospitalized under an assumed name.


Well At Least She’s Not Snorting With Kate Moss

There’s a buzz around the internet about Janet “blowing up” again. This should come as no shock because her weight has fluctuated in her throughout her career. I personally don’t see what the big fuss is about. Yeah she’s gain some added pounds but you and I both know its nothing for Ms. Jackson to get back in the gym. Nothing. The media is a trip, either you’re too fat or too skinny. Thats not the real issue here people. Let’s talk about why Jermaine Dupri looks like a cancer patient.