Hip-Hop Lives

Hip-Hop Lives

I can feel the raw emotion oozing out of my screen like yellow pus. I should’ve posted this on Valentine’s Day but better late than never. I fux with Bust It Creole and everything but this is who should play Etta James on the big screen.

[Thanks J. Fish]

Pleasure Principle

Pleasure Principle

Light skin, dark skin, my Asian persuasion! Forget what you may have heard, that shit never gets old with me. I don’t know what she was thinking.

Jermaine Durpi’s chief ball caresser hit ‘Good Morning America’ to promote her new album, Discipline, which drops today. I don’t know about you but the I’m not trying to watch folks slither all over ReRe the Body’s exercise ball first thing in the morning, but whatever. I’ve heard nothing but good things about this album so fans of Penny Woods should be very pleased this time around.

Don’t forget to pick up New Amerykah also, thanks in advance.

Going Postal

Going Postal

Here’s the brand spankin’ new album cover from Flo Rida [whenever I hear that name I think of somebody hitting the floor J-Sett style, BTW]. You know he is hiding a bag o’ dicks inside one of those boxes! Who has the key?

I’m sure he has a mind blowing explanation for the cover’s concept and what not but I would be lying if I said I was interested in such fuckery. Check out the tracklisting under the cut.

1. American Superstar feat. Lil Wayne
2. Ack Like You Know
3. Elevator feat. Timbaland
4. Roll feat. Sean Kingston
5. Low feat. T-Pain
6. Priceless feat. Birdman
7. Ms. Hangover
8. Still Missin
9. In The Ayer feat. Will.I.Am
10. Me & U
11. All My Life
12. Don’t Know How to Act feat. Yung Joc
13. Freaky Deaky feat. Trey Songz
14. Money Right feat. Rick Ross & Brisco

Toe Jam To Jump The Broom?

Toe Jam To Jump The Broom?

Choir boy grime game proper.

According to cyber homie Illseed over at AHH Rumors, there may be wedding bells for our precious Dirt Angel some time in the future. PigPen allegedly sported his lucky lady to the 5th Annual Hip-Hop Summit Action Network’s Action Awards, but unfortunately I couldn’t come across any flicks of her. Congrats to the happy couple [I guess]!

Wait! Turn Yo’ Wig Around!

Wait! Turn Yo’ Wig Around!

I see someone has been playing in the Wendy Williams scrap pile deep inside the wig crypt over the weekend. I’m sure stans will argue that their queen can do no wrong when it comes to her coif but I am going to have to disagree with them this time. I vote no. Are you feeling Bust it Creole’s new look?

[Flicks via Beyonce World]

You Sent It // Bust It Wide Open

You Sent It // Bust It Wide Open

Hey Fresh,

I came across something yesterday I thought that I must share it with you, in case you haven’t heard about it already. Apparently Plies is looking to cast a new video vixen (insert joke here) in his new “Bust it Baby” video and I must say that the ladies that came out for the audition was a HAM. I could not stop laughing at these women who really want a chance to show Plies that they can be his “Bust it Baby”. One girl that had me in tears was shorty in the white shirt. If you listen to her you can tell that she is passionate about it!!!! In your infamous words “For this fuckery I have no words!!”

[Thanks Alexis]

Quick Quotes

Quick Quotes

Jury duty is not the business! I mean, I may have come up $17 but at what real cost?

Forward with today’s fuckery!

What is my reaction? Oh my God! Are they talking? I love it! I love it! I love it! I have a boyfriend, but I love that they talk, it’s all good. If the lesbians love me and they desire me — beautiful! If the gay men want to be my homegirl or want to be me, it doesn’t matter to me — that’s beautiful! If they think I’m bisexual — great! As long as they think I make good music — whatever!

–Cheri Dennis on trisexual rumors || Interview by my baby daddy in the head Clay Cane

You Sent It // ‘Who Rocked It Better’ Wig Crypt Edition

You Sent It // ‘Who Rocked It Better’ Wig Crypt Edition

Danny DeVito as ‘The Penguin’ in Batman or Tanisha from ‘The Bad Girls Club’

[Thanks Erica]

Zestfully Clean

Zestfully Clean

Look at who is trying to butch it up nowadays? We don’t believe you, you need more people! Norwood knows damn well that he feels much more at home in a satin kimono and a pair of Alladin shoes than this get up.

I wonder what is in that goblet he is carrying around. Probably a couple ounces of dog water from Sanjaya’s penis or something. Whatever tasty beverage it may be, I’m sure its the secret to why he always looks so young and radiant in front of the cameras.

[Thanks Razzi]

I’m Just Saying . . .

I’m Just Saying . . .

I think its safe to say that I stan for Erykah Badu like there is no tomorrow but whoever said [I believe it was Nikki] that she looked looked like Grady Wilson’s finacé was dead on. Fred G. Sanford would be proud.

Get more Baduzisms over at Soul Bounce and Young, Black, and Fabulous.