Mariah Carey – “Touch My Body”
I’m trying to be interested in Mimikins, I promise. But like the good folks at A Hot Mess say DO. NOT. WANT. I wasn’t able to make it past the 45 second mark but hopefully you will.
Mariah Carey – "Touch My Body"
February 27, 2008 by crunkttestI’m trying to be interested in Mimikins, I promise. But like the good folks at A Hot Mess say DO. NOT. WANT. I wasn’t able to make it past the 45 second mark but hopefully you will.
Happy People, Yeah Yeah [1]
February 27, 2008 by crunkttestHappy People, Yeah Yeah [1]
Kanye, Alexis, and Vivica hit up Robert Cavalli Party in Paris. No hate here, everybody looks good. With Paris fashion week in full swing, expect to see more familiar celebrity faces checking out their favorite designers. I wonder if Lil’ Boosie and Webbie have their passports yet.
[1] Somebody mentioned that song yesterday in the comment box and its been stuck in my head every since. So this is how R.Kelly’s voodoo works, eh?
Quick Quotes
February 27, 2008 by crunkttestQuick Quotes
“There’s not one person on this planet that could ever say they’ve seen Johnny Gill step outside of the rim or conducted himself as a man. I keep a stable [of women].”
- – Johnaynay denies being Donkey’s secret midnight snack
He don’t believe you, you need more people. Outside of your stable of broads of course.
“I was very shocked and disappointed to hear of Johnny Gill’s false spin on the chain of events surrounding our wedding. His outrageous lies were clearly a very desperate and pathetic attempt to clean up his reputation at my expense. I would appreciate it if Mr. Gill would refrain from continuing to spread false gossip and lies to the public, and allow everyone involved to move on with their lives. We all know the real truth.”
- – Tracey Edmonds responds to Jonny Gill’s recent radio comments
[Thanks Cheryl]
Arnold Got His Swagger Back!
February 27, 2008 by crunkttestArnold Got His Swagger Back!
Gary Coleman and his old lady Shannon made a trip to the Today Show to talk about their beautiful union. I still can’t believe dude married somebody the same age as me but then again this is Gary-fuckin-Coleman we’re talking about. Say something nice, kids.
Ohhh, So This Is The Competition?
February 26, 2008 by crunkttestOhhh, So This Is The Competition?
Shouts out to everybody who emailed me the above picture of PigPen and his lady friend [fiance?]. She looks like she bathes daily, what’s the deal? Secret Squirrel Lady I see you too, ma! Mama Squirrel is killin’ you hoes in her Nostic corset. [Just in case you have no clue as to as how she got that name, click here]
The Hip-Hop Summit Summit Network recognized Toe Jam, Snoop Dogg, Ciara, Doug E. Fresh, Chris Lighty and Capital Management president Mellody Hobson for their outstanding work and dedication in their respective communities.
Caption This!
February 26, 2008 by crunkttestCaption This!
The straw, the hat, the ambition in his eyes . . . how can you not like love this man?
Slickback Invahoe gave a lecture at Temple University on Monday about the importance of women using baby wipes. Or at least in my mind he did.
YouTube Clip of the Day
February 26, 2008 by crunkttestYouTube Clip of the Day
I think I may have watched this about 13 times this morning over at A Hot Mess before I finally decided to give it a rest. Be sure to get your laugh on now before Papa Joe 2.0 tries to get it removed or some shit.
Go Home Roger!
February 26, 2008 by crunkttestGo Home Roger!
Raz B a/k/a/ “Chris Stokes touch me on the inside and told me to call his name . . . nevermind, this is family business, I wish the media would just leave us alone” is trying to remain relevant by being photographed up at different events, this time appearing on the red carpet at boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr.’s 31st birthday party in Las Vegas. Um, Raz? There is already somebody notorious for making random red carpet cameos and her name is Bai Ling. Nah mean?
Oh, and while I’m thinking about it, who in the hell left the gate open last week for Karrine to sneak in Ebony’s pre-Oscar party?! If you aren’t valeting cars or walking around with a tray of scrumptious goodies in your hand, what good are you really? It’s not time for Murder Inc. to throw another pool party yet?
Smash Wars
February 26, 2008 by crunkttestSmash Wars
Pee Wee Kirkland vs Walt Frazier
Who would you let smash?
Who would you let smash?
Quick Quotes
February 26, 2008 by crunkttestQuick Quotes
Khia, if you are going to crack funnies at the expense of others on your MySpace profile try not to make yourself look ignorant in the process. “Loose weight.” “Ask Trina she’s are new spokes women.” “Garentee.”
*in best Kizzy Rowland voice* Children, school, stay in, it.
“Janet Jackson is a star it’s no question but we’re a little tired of those “Thriller” dancing routines. And all that other stuff she got going on there’s a new generation out here and she only did a handful of features with her brother, Busta, me. I mean she doesn’t really do ‘em, but she’s getting old so it’s now it’s…you ain’t in competition with me—give back. I mean that was an opportunity where she could of introduced me, she was on Tyra she was on all those other shows. I didn’t really need that and I don’t do features so I’m not going to say, “Janet I needed you.” But, you called me to do the song, you know I’m an independent female you know I’m a black woman. You already know how much they give us hell, you aint even recovered from the t-shirt malfunction, you’ll never be where Mariah is at right now because you’re Janet—that’s the same thing I go through.”
