Crunkttest's Weblog

Hello world!

crunkttest — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:10:11 +0000

Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging!

Three The Hard Way

crunkttest — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:47:00 +0000

Three The Hard Way

Teyana Taylor, Estelle, and Kid Sister [love that name for obvious 80's baby reasons] visited TRL as apart of Spankin’ New Music Week. Be sure to show these three ladies some loves by hitting up their individual MySpace profiles for more music and information.

Why Must I Sigh?

crunkttest — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:50:00 +0000

Why Must I Sigh?

Sometimes I just want Ty Ty Baby to go away but then I wouldn’t be able to fully enjoy Rich’s ANTM posts. The clip above is from last night’s season premiere episode where Tyra talks about her inner struggle or some shit. Here’s what Michael K from Dlisted had to say about this mess:

Last night on “America’s Next Top Model” the girls participated in a photo shoot with homeless girls and were asked to portray their inner struggle while wearing fancy clothes. Tyra Banks understands what it’s like to be homeless, because she was homeless for a day once on her talk show. She really fucking said that. I can’t wait for this season! Every photo shoot will somehow be “near and dear” to Tyra’s heart aka she will find ways to cross-promote her talk show and make things about her. I’m expecting the “Kiss My Fat Ass” photo shoot and the “Burn Your Uncomfortable Bra” photo shoot.

Co-sign.

Gosh I Hope Not

crunkttest — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:02:00 +0000

Gosh I Hope Not

Word on the curb is that Re-Up Rowland make pose for the pages of Playboy sometime in the near future. I hope this is just another net rumor, because if its fact then I really give up on Kizzy. There has got to be a clause somewhere in her contract with the wig crypt that specifically says that she can’t do shit like this. Didn’t Farrah get kicked out of Destiny’s Child for posing for some pimp’s book cover or something? She better keep it quiet before Papa Joe 2.0 can stop her.

YouTube Clip of the Day

crunkttest — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:58:00 +0000

~~YouTube~~ Clip of the Day

Tittay gravy overload! I don’t know where the hell I was when this video dropped last week, but I’m glad I spotted it today. I haven’t seen man boobs this fine since the the Notorious B.I.G.’s video for “Warning.” I was so engulfed in Rick’s aerola game that I almost didn’t notice T-Pain bopping around in that godforsaken top hat. Boss!

Doin’ What She Does Best

crunkttest — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:21:00 +0000

Doin’ What She Does Best

So you say Chris Brown and Rihanna are the new Jay-Z and Bust It Creole, eh? Hmmm . . .

I already have told ya’ll that its all about Fantasia and Young Dro around these parts! Their love looks like it will stand the tests of time, I’m sure. Dro is shouting out his boo left and right on his new mixtape, I Am Legend. ["No Fantasia ain't pregnant! Stay out our bidness!"] Now that’s love!

But I digress.

Rihanna is back to airing her vajayjay out on stage, enjoy.

She Got That Nasty Woman’s Disease

crunkttest — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:42:00 +0000

She Got That Nasty Woman’s Disease

Or at least I hope not. The AP sez:

Naomi Campbell has been hospitalized in Sao Paulo and is being treated by one of Brazil’s top specialists in infectious disease, the hospital’s press office said Tuesday.

A publicist for the 37-year-old British supermodel confirmed Campbell was treated at a hospital and had a small cyst removed. There were no other details.

“Naomi Campbell was admitted to hospital … to have a small cyst removed,” her publicist, Jeff Raymond, said in a statement. “Following the successful procedure, she is now resting and is looking forward to getting back to work. She would like to thank the doctors who have kindly looked after her.”

Campbell, a frequent visitor to Brazil, celebrated Carnival earlier this month in the northeastern city of Salvador. She was hospitalized Sunday in Sao Paulo’s Sirio Libanes Hospital.

She is under the care of David Uip, a specialist in infectious diseases, and gynecologist Jose Aristodemo Pinotti, the hospital said in a statement.

“The patient and her advisers have determined that the hospital’s medical staff will not issue any formal or informal information on her medical condition,” the hospital statement said. [source]

Get well soon Nay Nay! The world needs your Blackberry tossing tantrums.

The New Video Is Bananas

crunkttest — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:52:00 +0000

The New Video Is Bananas

Remember that crazy ass video Ashanti released a couple of weeks ago for her single “The Way That I Love You” ? Well, turns out that was a leaked, unofficial version. Or at least that’s what her record label wants us to believe! I’m not drinking one sip of that kool-aid. If you ask me, they probably put that mess out there themselves just to see what type of feedback the public would give and turned around and made changes where they saw necessary.

But at the end of the day this is ASHANTI we are talking about! I mean really. Anyway, the singer said the inspiration behind the video is the television show ‘Snapped’ that airs on the Oxygen Network. OMG! Makes sense now. Bananas, yo! Check it out under after the jump.

Solange Will Make Your Dreams Come True

crunkttest — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:16:00 +0000

Solange Will Make Your Dreams Come True

Wanna work in the new pimped out dungeon of the wig crypt? Well here’s your chance!

I was checking in with my splendiferous love muffin Love B. Scott when I peeped his post about Solange holding auditions for singers, bands and individual band members to become members of her band, Hadley Street Dreams.

You know Baby Daniel is going to be down there in a tight black t-shirt like Simon Cowell to help his Mama weed out the haves and the have-nots. If you plan on getting down with Solo it is a must that you know how to shake your money maker. ‘Cause nobody has the time to give you private lessons on shaking your chico stick, thanks.

WHEN: Thursday, March 6, 2008 from 12:00PM thru 6:00PM. Audition sign up will end promptly at 3:00PM.

WHERE: SIR Studios

6465 West Sunset Blvd

Los Angeles, CA 90028

Impossible Is Nothing

crunkttest — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:27:00 +0000

Impossible Is Nothing

Judging by the look on her face, Cheri Dennis was as shocked as the rest of the party goers at her album release party that the big day had finally come. I’m going to go out and buy 5 copies, so she never has to resort to selling ass or slave one more day in Diddy’s toothpick crypt ever again.