Archive for the ‘Destroyed’ Category

Question of the Day

September 25, 2007

Question of the Day

Mya should stick to her day job, fucking for tracks. During her guest appearance on ‘Yo Gabba Gabba’ she teaches the kids a new dance called The Peanut Butter Stomp. What’s up with hertrying to destroy our children? I know I am not the only one who remembers that “Take Me There” travesty. You are 100 percent right Mya. Your time is up.

WHAT CELEBRITY SHOULD TRY TO LAND A GUEST SPOT ON ‘YO GABBA GABBA’ NEXT?

Being Ike Turner

September 10, 2007
Being Ike Turner

Ike Turner is hoping to launch a reality series based on his volatile relationship with ex-wife Audrey Madison, the woman he claims tried to poison him. This show already sounds more interesting than that bi-sexual dating show Tila Cuvero, Jose Tequila or whatever is doing for MTV.

Earlier this summer Ike Love claimed Madison tried to kill him with an overdose of prescription pills but now the quirky couple is back together. Crack will keep us together! Friends insist Turner and his colorful backing singer will be together forever, because she’s the only woman who is “wilder than he is.”

One source says, “He’s been used to marrying groupies he could control.”

As well as working on their relationship and pitching a new reality TV show, the couple is currently planning a tour of Europe.

QUESTION OF THE DAY: WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD TITLE FOR IKE’S REALITY SHOW?

What In The Meow Mix Hell?

August 29, 2007

What In The Meow Mix Hell?


It’s amazing what you can do with a camera phone and a can of cat food. Wait . . . . nevermind.

[Thanks Jay]

I Need Answers

August 17, 2007

I Need Answers

This morning I received an email of the African Queen pictured above, claiming that she was supposedly one of Toni Braxton’s sisters. While she does bear a very strong resemblance to the singer I’m not 100 percent sure that she is of any actual relation to Braxton. If she is she should’ve hit the strip to earn her sister some extra change! Got her running around Las Vegas bouncing checks.

Can I get a little help with this?

Caption This

August 14, 2007

Caption This


Trina, K. Foxx and Jackie O in the press room during the Ozone Awards

Gary Coleman Gets Crunk & Disorderly

August 1, 2007

Gary Coleman Gets Crunk & Disorderly

Little people nationwide are going crazy this summer! Gary Coleman was cited for disorderly conduct after witnesses said they saw him in a heated argument with a woman in a parking lot.

Coleman, 39, and the woman were in his vehicle discussing their relationship Friday night when two people saw him hit the steering wheel with his hands, Capt. Cliff Argyle said.

Hitting A Steering Wheel > Serving a Two Piece To The Face

“Mr. Coleman was very excited and loud. … At one point he exited his vehicle, waving his arms, yelling and screaming,” Argyle said. “Vehicles were unable to exit the parking lot because of Mr. Coleman’s actions.”

Love will make you do some strange things.

God Help Us All

July 18, 2007

God Help Us All

Variety is reporting that IFC is making a push into originals, acquiring R. Kelly’s “Trapped in the Closet” and collaborating with the artist on 10 new episodes.

The net is expected to announce at its TCA session this weekend that it will air the original 12 episodes of the series, which became a viral hit on the Internet after radio stations began playing the audio version in 2005. The entire 22-episode run will also stream on IFC.com.

Series, which Kelly wrote and toplines, centers on the romantic and other trials of a character named Sylvester. “Trapped” is an early entry in a genre known as hip-hopera — a rock opera with hip-hop themes.

Without ever airing on a traditional channel, it became a pop-culture phenomenon, with spoofs on shows including “South Park.”

Kelly said IFC made sense as a platform for the property, which may in fact be more of a classic serial than a movie, because he’s “always thought of ‘Trapped’ as an independent film.”

Series is part of what IFC general manager Evan Shapiro said is the net’s transition away from showing only independent film. “What we want to do is go from an independent film channel to one that is the voice of independent culture,” he said.

Someone Is Trying To Destroy Ne-Yo

June 18, 2007

Someone Is Trying To Destroy Ne-Yo

If you have ever typed “you hoes just jealous cause Ne-Yo making millions while ya’ll broke ass be on here every day hating” disregard this entry.

Earlier this morning I received a lengthy email from the Stiletto Entertainment Group (…okay) claiming that our beloved Go-Go is a dead beat dad. In my opinion the following is the work of a scorned baby mama but I will let you draw your own decisions about this mess.



Ne-Yo is being reported as a deadbeat dad. Close Relatives of the pair are furious saying Ne-yo has abandoned his son. Recently, He stated that he Volunteered to be the father, but still wishes to take on the child as his own… Though there is no proof of this, and the mother of the child Jesseca White chooses to remain silent about the matter.

However Ne-Yo over the past year has spoken so highly of the child “Chimere Smith” but yet as his new album comes out, he chooses to throw the innocent 2 year old out into media, attempting to squash a rumor that has yet to be leaked.

Sources say Jesseca White came home to an Eviction Notice, (pictured Below, along with the child’s birth certificate) at the residence the pair once shared in Los Angeles, CA. that was usually taken care of by the R&B star, but Ne-Yo Refuses to Pay, stating on a tape recording that “he wants to do other things with his money”.

Reportedly, he wont even send money for Baby Chimere’s Food or Diapers, until after their child support case has ended. And her family is angry. Saying “Every time he gets upset with Jesseca, he refuses to pay for things, and it shouldn’t be taken out on the child”. Jesseca White aka “Jesse” is in the process of working on her solo career as well as being a full time mom, being that Shaffer put stop payment on the babysitters checks. “he’s never had to be there more than 4 hours with the baby, that girl works damn hard, and this is not right, he’s the one who asked her to have that child regardless, and now he’s trying to take the easy road out”. says a family relative.

Its odd that the star boasts about his millions, and how he financially takes care of the child and alleged best friend, as we see his MILLION DOLLAR MANSION, and cars on MTV cribs, but yet he wont even buy his son DIAPERS or MILK, and opting to try and leave them homeless….

Whether it is truth or not about the biological factor, we don’t know. But hey he says the kid is his.. What’s a couple of dollars to him? ARE WE GIVING NE-YO TOO MUCH CREDIT? Hmmm starting to sound like Ne-Yo’s pulling a few publicity stunts on us.

YouTube Clip of the Day

June 11, 2007

YouTube Clip of the Day



Faster, pussycat! Kill! Kill!

WARNING: The clip contains some explicit language and sexual content so you may want to throw your headphones on and make sure nobody is looking over your shoulders. Your boss already thinks you are a pervert.

[Thanks Butta]

The "Say Something Nice" Challenge

June 7, 2007

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Serena Williams along with her father Richard Williams arriving to Miami

One order of hot sex on a platter coming right up. Richard, get me bodied. Please?