More Sound Advice From Khia

For the following I have no words.

Hey Khia,

My name is Monica and I’m currently living in GA. My husband and I are swingers. Yes swingers. Please don’t judge us on that because I really need your advice on something. Ok, my hubby and I have lots of great sex with each other but he usually doesn’t make a lot of noises like moaning until he cums at the end. Well, us being swingers have never bothered me until now. This couple that we have been seeing are real cool and everything but when he’s inside of her, he’s moaning really loud the whole time, and it really bothers me. What should I do?

Monica

What’s really hood Monica,

Let me start off by saying that I never judge, only God can judge. I’m only here to keep it real. As for my advice, you chose to open up Pandora’s box and now its back to bite you in the ass. Plain and simple, your husband is tired of your pussy and you ain’t really excited about him either. The both of ya’ll enjoy fucking other people so ya’ll really can’t be enjoying each other too much. So fuck on if that’s what makes you happy. Don’t go start catching feelings now, let’s be real. New is always better than old pussy. The new pussy makes him moan and your pussy makes him want to fuck somebody else. I’m sure he enjoys watching other men long dick you but the moaning and excitement been long gone, so get over it. You’re a swinger for crying out loud. Find you a new dick to swing on. I got an idea, how about this. Let her fuck you so you can see what all the moaning is about. He fucks her, she sucks you, and everybody’s happy. Ya’ll so nasty!

YouTube Clip of the Week

Why Do Fools Fall In Love

A 73-year-old Georgia woman claims in court papers that she married James Brown in 1953 and they never divorced.

Attorney David Bell said Velma Warren Brown claims the late soul singer never served her with divorce papers.

Bell said his client has filed court papers in South Carolina saying the couple had three children and lived together for 17 years. He also said they saw each other in December, just weeks before Brown died in a Georgia hospital. He was 73.

One of Brown’s former backup singers, Tomi Rae Hynie, has claimed she is Brown’s fourth wife, and is involved in a dispute over singer’s estate. (source)

All I have to say is it took how long to realize this shit? I mean really Velma.

Put your hands where my eyes can see.

A woman with her hands painted blood-red confronted Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice at the US Congress Wednesday, shouting “war criminal” before being hauled away by Capitol security. [Watch the video]

Desiree Farooz accosted Rice ahead of her appearance at a House of Representatives hearing on US foreign policy, waving her hands just centimeters (inches) from the diplomat’s face inside the committee meeting room as television cameras captured the confrontation.

“The blood of millions of Iraqis is on your hands,” Farooz shouted, before police wrestled her away.

Several other people, members of the anti-war activist group Code Pink, were subsequently ejected from the room. (source)

Excuse me but I’ve got to go lay down and get my mind right. I’ll be back.

Caption This!

Foxy’s Blackout

This footage is apparently of Foxy Brown during the New York City Blackout back in 2003. Don’t ask me why this clip has just now made its way to the net. Blame it on old fashion procrastination. Anyway, after chilling in a traffic jam, Fox Boogie decides to chase down a cyclists before one of his boys threatens to hit her ass with the club.

Remy Ma would’ve pulled her pistol out and start dumping into momfukas’ stomachs. No questions asked.

[Thanks V]

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Jesus Be A Publicist

Necole Bitchie is trying to destroy me. I . . . I don’t even know what to say about Ike Turner today. Just listen to the interview and draw your own conclusion.

Something In The Milk Ain’t Clean

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE POST pics of Teddy Riley looking ashy mouthed, and Tweet’s hair looking bigger than Wendy Williams.

Also a little tidbit I heard on the radio today was that Questlove was accosted “Eddie Kane” style by Chico DeBarge outside the show. The image itself killed me 3 times over.

Correct me if I am wrong but didn’t Teddy auction off some of his studio equipment on eBay a couple years back? Good grief, somebody give that man a warm bowl of Cream of Wheat and a word of encouragement.

And Tweet? Opps, oh my is right.

My homie Juicy has tons of pictures from the show. Check her out and show some love.