That’s Ludicrous

Luda – when you finished smilin’, dancin’, coonin’ and entertaining Paris, I’m sure she called you a “Stupid N-word” behind your back. That’s what she calls black people. It’s on the tapes! Those tapes are all over the Internet and on the news. Somebody send Luda a copy of those tapes with a banana fruit basket and some cymbals. Think ‘Curius George’ or Bubbles. You need to review those tapes with a clear mind.
PS Calling all KKK or white Arian hate groups! Ludicrous is for sale. He’ll perform at your parties, pose pictures, sing and dance for you. Need a reference – call Paris Hilton. He might even let you put a noose around his neck if the price is right.