The Grinches Who Stole Dick

The Grinches Who Stole Dick

Please pray for your cousins. They need it.

Authorities have charged two women and a man with a weekend attack on three North Carolina football players, which police said was motivated by robbery and included the sexual assault of at least two players.

Police said the players were attacked early Sunday at their off-campus apartment. All three were bound with tape, and one of those charged threatened the players with a knife. None of the players required medical attention, police said.

Authorities charged Monique Jenice Taylor, 28, Tnika Monta Washington, 29, and Michael Troy Lewis, 32, with three counts of kidnapping, three counts of conspiracy to commit a felony and one count of resisting arrest.

Taylor and Washington also are charged with one count of first-degree sexual offense. Lewis is also charged with robbery, possession of stolen goods and assault on government officials.

Glenn Gerding, an attorney for Taylor, said he didn’t want to discuss details of the case outside of court.

“I’m sure once everything comes out in court, we’ll be able to establish her innocence,” Gerding told The Associated Press.

Prosecutors said the players and the accused went to the victims’ apartment after meeting at a downtown bar. [continue]

Have You Said No To Drugs Today?

Have You Said No To Drugs Today?

It is truly too early in the morning for this shit. Tashera is probably the only one who finds Earl’s cracky growl/rants sexy at this point. If you don’t do nothing today besides ball PLEASE watch the second clip under the cut.

Grade A fuckery like this makes me realize how much I have truly missed the internet. I’m hugging my monitor as you read this.

[Thanks SK]

The "Say Something Nice" Challenge

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

That jacket, that hair. I’m going through enough depressing shit in my life, I can’t deal with Sly Stone today, ha! Read the low down on what happen at the show after the jump.

“As recent observers have noted of Stone’s failed comeback, needing to pee is code for drugs,” wrote Friedman. “And when that happens, the show is over. As he did when I saw him on Nov. 20 at BB Kings, Stone left the stage and did not return for some time. When he did, he was clearly in a changed mental state and, yes, sleepy.”

The 40-minute show started an hour late, Friedman noted. Sly, on keyboards, “led the audience through a medley of one-line snippets of hits sung first on an altering voice box and then in a whisper,” he writes. Wearing a white hooded track suit and sunglasses, Stone got through five of the “loosely constructed” songs before heading to the bathroom.

He returned to perform “If You Want Me to Stay” and, ironically, started singing “I Want to Take You Higher” before wandering off stage for good, according to Friedman.

“The sold-out, standing-room-only audience was not happy,” wrote Friedman. “One fan grabbed a mike and shouted, ‘You crack addict. Get back on stage. I paid $100 dollars for this ticket.’ It was a sad moment.” [source]