Archive for January, 2008

Question of the Day

January 30, 2008
Question of the Day

If Al Reynolds were to have a password party what would be the secret phrase to gain admission? I say pussy monster.

Quick Quotes

January 30, 2008

Quick Quotes

I decided to post this picture of Plies [or just plain old Algernod if you rock with him like that] at the 1st Annual Ozone Awards wearing his pants below his waist because I feel his daily pain. His “pistol heavy,” ya’ll. Sympathize before you criticize!

I kid, I kid.

As reported last week, the Ying Yang Twins were invited to appear on Dr. Phil to discuss the controversial topic of whether government should regulate the way people wear their clothes and hip hop artists accepting responsibility for the effect of their music and lyrics on the hip hop culture. Check out the recap at the good doctor’s website. Quotable fuckery under the jump.


“I really do dislike people who have their drawers all showing,” D-Roc says. “I wear too-big pants, but having it off my behind? No. My mama raised me right. I wear my pants above my waist. Kaine is like total opposite of me on the topic.”

“I wear the baggy pants,” Kaine says. “If I choose to show my boxers a little bit, so what? I’m grown. You can wear your clothes like you want to wear them.”

And Many More

January 30, 2008

And Many More

That wasn’t his only plate on that faithful night in ‘07.

The sexy beast that is Rick Ross appeared on MTV’s ‘Cribs’ last night and I was nervous for his safety the entire time! It was the first time I have ever heard him talk for more than 30 seconds, and it wasn’t pretty. I thought he was going to have a sudden heart attack.

Click here for video from the Tittay Gravy King’s birthday party and restaurant. Thatott.com also has flicks from the party.

While we are on the subject of MIA, I was ghost earlier this morning because I stayed up watching illegal movies on the internet all night and didn’t fall asleep until like 9 AM. You can put the blame on me.

Star Tracks: Kelly Rowland

January 30, 2008

Star Tracks: Kelly Rowland

Our girl Kizzy is still across the pond in London, appearing at the the Instyle Best Beauty Buys Awards on Tuesday. No hate here today! As you can clearly see, taking a vacay from the wig crypt does a girl wonders. Baby Daniel may be pulling a double shift for the remainder of the week but hey, that’s the breaks. In related news, Sam from That Grape Juice conducted a great interview with Ms. Kelly.

Something To Think About

January 30, 2008

Something To Think About

I think blind items are ridiculous for the most part but this particular one from the NY Daily News Gatecrasher caught my attention.

Which reality-show clogged network had to change its casting procedures after a racist internal policy was leaked? Producers had an informal ban on considering cast members who were “too black.” They claimed it was because darker skin tones were hard to pick up on camera.

[Thanks Amanda]

Style Jury

January 29, 2008

Style Jury


Killin’ you hoes in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Wow, I have nothing. What’s your verdict on Tonex’s outfit?

Freakin’ Idiot

January 29, 2008

Freakin’ Idiot

Via Jezebel:

On The View this morning, Sherri Shepherd recounted her close call of almost missing the cutoff for registering to vote via absentee ballot for the election in November. (Shepherd resides in New York, but is a California resident.) And apparently this is the first time that Sherri will be voting…ever! Having turned 18 in 1985, the now-41-year-old has missed out on the past five presidential elections because she “never knew the dates or anything.” She said it was important to vote in this one, though, because otherwise, she wouldn’t have a right to complain on The View about whomever is elected for an entire year. (She probably meant to say “four years.”)


I concur.

Quote of the Day

January 29, 2008

Quote of the Day

“Don’t let no woman pee in your face and call it sweet milk, okay?”

– Uncle Junebug talks to Snoop’s oldest son, Corde, about the fairer sex on ‘Snoop Dogg’s Fatherhood’

Please Let It Be True, Please Let It Be True

January 29, 2008
Please Let It Be True, Please Let It Be True *


I was checking in with The Life Files this morning and as usual they had some juicy gossip. According to radio personality Miss Jones, Fantasia has issued a sing off challenge to Keyshia Cole. If this was to ever go down you know what the crowd would be in store for: screaming, hollering, sweaty snatches, Neffe firing off her 40 cal., raw emotion, and ghetto yodeling.

I don’t know about you but I would pay good money [read: fork over a food stamp voucher] to watch.

I’m just saying, it would be even more interesting if Young Dro and Young Jeezy got involved, youngin’. Somebody call up Don King.

* I doubt it is but a girl can dream, can’t she?

‘Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins’ Premiere Flicks

January 29, 2008

‘Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins’ Premiere Flicks


Call me a hater but I have no desire to see ‘Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins’ whatsoever. Just read the entry’s label. I am almost certain I know how the film is going to end so what’s the point? Shug Avery can’t even save this sinking ship with her shimmy. And that’s saying a lot.