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And The Nominees Are
Go ahead and ring the alarm, the nominations from the 2006 MTV Music Awards were announced this morning. What, no D4L or Dem Franchise Boys? Quick, let me write a petition!
VIDEO OF THE YEAR
Christina Aguilera: “Ain’t No Other Man”
Madonna: “Hung Up”
Panic! at the Disco: “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”
Red Hot Chili Peppers: “Dani California”
Shakira f/ Wyclef Jean: “Hips Don’t Lie”
BEST MALE VIDEO
Busta Rhymes f/ Mary J. Blige, Rah Digga, Missy Elliott, Lloyd Banks, Papoose & DMX: “Touch It Remix”
James Blunt: “You’re Beautiful”
Kanye West f/ Jamie Foxx: “Gold Digger”
Nick Lachey: “What’s Left Of Me”
T.I.: “What You Know”
BEST FEMALE VIDEO
Christina Aguilera: “Ain’t No Other Man”
Kelly Clarkson: “Because of You”
Madonna: “Hung Up”
Nelly Furtado f/ Timbaland: “Promiscuous”
Shakira f/ Wyclef Jean: “Hips Don’t Lie”
BEST GROUP VIDEO
The All-American Rejects: “Move Along”
Fall Out Boy: “Dance, Dance”
Gnarls Barkley: “Crazy”
Panic! at the Disco: “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”
Red Hot Chili Peppers: “Dani California”
BEST RAP VIDEO
50 Cent: “Window Shopper”
Busta Rhymes f/ Mary J. Blige, Rah Digga, Missy Elliott, Lloyd Banks, Papoose & DMX: “Touch It Remix”
Chamillionaire: “Ridin’ “
T.I.: “What You Know”
Yung Joc f/ Nitty: “It’s Goin’ Down”
BEST R&B VIDEO
Beyonce f/ Slim Thug: “Check on It”
Chris Brown: “Yo (Excuse Me Miss)”
Jamie Foxx f/ Ludacris: “Unpredictable”
Mariah Carey: “Shake It Off”
Mary J. Blige: “Be Without You”
BEST HIP-HOP VIDEO
Black Eyed Peas: “My Humps”
Common: “Testify”
Daddy Yankee: “Rompe”
Kanye West f/ Jamie Foxx: “Gold Digger”
Three 6 Mafia: “Stay Fly”
BEST DANCE VIDEO
Madonna: “Hung Up”
Nelly Furtado f/ Timbaland: “Promiscuous”
Pussycat Dolls f/ Snoop Dogg: “Buttons”
Sean Paul: “Temperature”
Shakira f/ Wyclef Jean: “Hips Don’t Lie”
BEST NEW ARTIST IN A VIDEO
Angels and Airwaves: “The Adventure”
Avenged Sevenfold: “Bat Country”
Chris Brown f/ Juelz Santana, “Run It!”
James Blunt: “You’re Beautiful”
Panic! at the Disco: “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”
Rihanna: “S.O.S.”
VIEWER’S CHOICE
Chris Brown f/ Juelz Santana: “Run It!”
Fall Out Boy: “Dance, Dance”
Kelly Clarkson: “Because of You”
Rihanna: “S.O.S.”
Shakira f/ Wyclef Jean: “Hips Don’t Lie”
BEST DIRECTION IN A VIDEO
10 Years: “Wasteland” (Director: Christopher Sims)
AFI: “Miss Murder” (Director: Marc Webb)
Common: “Testify” (Director: Anthony Mandler)
Gnarls Barkley: “Crazy” (Director: Robert Hales)
Red Hot Chili Peppers: “Dani California” (Director: Tony Kaye)
BEST CHOREOGRAPHY IN A VIDEO
Christina Aguilera: “Ain’t No Other Man”
Madonna: “Hung Up”
Pussycat Dolls f/ Snoop Dogg: “Buttons”
Sean Paul: “Temperature”
Shakira f/ Wyclef Jean: “Hips Don’t Lie”
BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS IN A VIDEO
Angels and Airwaves: “The Adventure”
Beck: “Hell Yes”
Missy Elliott: “We Run This”
Pearl Jam: “Life Wasted”
U2: “Original of the Species”
BEST ART DIRECTION IN A VIDEO
10 Years: “Wasteland”
Common: “Testify”
Panic! at the Disco: “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”
Red Hot Chili Peppers: “Dani California”
Shakira f/ Wyclef Jean: “Hips Don’t Lie”
BEST EDITING IN A VIDEO
The All-American: “Move Along”
Angels and Airwaves: “The Adventure”
Gnarls Barkley: “Crazy”
Red Hot Chili Peppers: “Dani California”
U2: “Original of the Species”
. . . and Jesus wept. Check out the full list at Stereo Gum.
Another Damn Petition
Petitions have been popping up all over the internet lately. I’ve been thinking about composing one my damn self. What the subject will be is still unknown at this point. But when I think of something, you’ll be the first to know.
There seems to be some debate over MTV possibly blacklisting the video for “Call On Me.” People are speculating that the infamous “nipple gate” incident is where things stem from. Here’s the petition:
To: American Media
It is blatantly obvious that MTV is refusing to support its first ICON, Janet Jackson, due to the Superbowl mishap. As music lovers and viewers of MTV, we find this very offensive because Janet Jackson and the Jackson family are landmarks in African-American history, popular culture, and in American History as a whole. 20 years ago, Janet Jackson was one of the pioneering artists who helped make the music video what it is today, and, consequently, contributed to MTV attaining the international musical status it currently enjoys.Janet is an inspiration to all people, but she especially inspires women and African Americans. But while Janet’s work is noticeably absent from MTV’s programming, Justin Timberlake, the other participant in the Superbowl incident, receives heavy promotion from MTV, despite his relatively minor stature in popular culture compared to Janet Jackson. It is disheartening to see someone who has inspired so many people to succeed receive blatantly disparate treatment. This observation is even more troubling given MTV’s prior history with race and gender. Janet’s mistreatment threatens to undermine much of the progress the network has made on race and gender issues over the last 25 years.
Janet Jackson remains a musical powerhouse after 20 years at the top of the charts. Her current song sits at number 25 on Billboard’s Top 100 — above the tracks of many younger “stars” in rotation at MTV — and it is among the top played songs at Urban and CHR radio formats. MTV’s failure to play and promote this beautifully artistic video, despite the song’s success, makes the network’s disparate treatment of Janet Jackson even more apparent.
Please join us, in signing this petition to stop this horrible and unjust blacklisting of one of the music industry’s most accomplished and legendary artists.
Fans of Janet . . .
So what do you guys think?
Now, if we can only get Trick to take a shower.
Ha ha ha! If only that shit was true.
Can I Get An Encore?

‘Cause I can’t get enough. Cause you can’t get enough. Ladies and gentlemen, “Deja Vu” part duece. Thanks Chloe and Marnita for the laughs.